NEVER SETTLE! Here's your chance to win Tomb Raider, DmC, Bioshock Infinite, and Crysis 3

Canti

I lulzed this so hard that I lulzed it and then I unlulzed it.

Then I lulzed it again.

oni_dels

it's all for laughter,
but they are scary as fuck
do not marry clowns

CrazyJoe

CrazyJoe

PirateNinja

@Canti Can we get an extension on this awesome contest to Tuesday evening?

Linc

BobbyDigi said:

There lived once a programmer named Lincoln
Mtn Dew Amp is what he'd be drinkin'
No one knows what he thinks
downing energy drinks
and testing code on live sites without blinkin'

Funnier still: *If* I use a dev server, I always name it "blinky".

Canti

PirateNinja said:

@Canti Can we get an extension on this awesome contest to Tuesday evening?

YOU WILL TURN YOU SHIT IN BY WEDNESDAY NIGHT LIKE I SAID OR YOU WILL BE TARDY

[SPOILER]TARDY!![/SPOILER]

Linc

Gargoyle said:

What's funny is 90% of the site thinks that's some random image you found.

GnomeQueen

Lincoln said:

Gargoyle said:

What's funny is 90% of the site thinks that's some random image you found.

...it's not?

Ryder

No, it's the origin of Icrontic. That is @pigflipper on the left in the red hat/blue shirt, isn't it?

Tushon

I was about to ask who I was supposed to recognize.

Linc

Mortin, the founder of Icrontic, is in the orange shirt. In the original, he's on top of his car. The others are all original Icrontic members circa 2001. I believe Celcho is the one behind the camera.

It's a parody photo they staged, part of an "icy hot stuntaz" series.

Ryder

Aaaand the original photo: http://icrontic.com/discussion/22493/keith-mortin-whitsitt-ghetto-hardware

Garg

The Athlon 64 X2 was the first chip I found at a suitable angle and close-enough lighting to work for Mortin to jump over. I should have looked for a KT7-RAID box, in hindsight.

Cliff_Forster

Boomshakalaka!
Cried Shaq to Elizabeth
Never cross the steams

Canti

Last call for entries. Winners will be chosen tomorrow night and considering there are only like 6 entries and 4 of them are for BioShaq you're chances are pretty high for all of them. Hell, right now Oni and Joe will win a game by default.

Even though Oni's entry disturbs me and makes me regret calling it that.

GnomeQueen

I only see two entries for BioShaq?

Canti

There's 3 but I think I'm going to disqualify CrazyJoe's entry since it's just the movie poster for Space Jam and he has another entry.

CrazyJoe

If there are no other entries for Crysis I am absolutely OK with pulling my entry BioShaq. I'm sorry for plagiarizing Space Jam, I often get Shaq and MJ confused.

Cliff_Forster

I know just a poem was not the deal
But if I win BioShaq I'll totally squeal
My skills in MS Paint are just atrocious
But my mad rhymes are most ferocious
Just like our hero Shaquille O'neal


So how about it? A haiku and a limerick count for a single entry in BioShaq?

oni_dels

@Canti : i could've made something much worse. I just put some googled pic quickly before rushing to work, i didnt put my heart in soul into giving you topics to discuss with a terapist in a couple of years.
Clown porn is scarely funny. And disturbing.

Canti

Cliff_Forster said:

My skills in MS Paint are just atrocious

I don't think you understand what's going on here.

PirateNinja

No time to say hello, goodbye. I'm late, I'm late, I'm late.

Canti

I need a wut button for that.

GnomeQueen

Canti said:

I need a wut button for that.

I created a rough mock-up for @Lincoln of what this could look like.

Bandrik

GnomeQueen

Bandrik said:

Canti

I don't even remember what game that was about.

Bandrik

Canti said:

I don't even remember what game that was about.

Neither do I, but I found it in my "Icrontic Goodies" folder and it was too funny to pass up using it here.

I also found another image, which coincides with what I think a real SHAQ game would be like.

PirateNinja

This was one of my favorite sega games.