I went to the moon to get a profile badge. @primesuspect was with me. We landed and, much to our surprise, the bathroom was occupied. Well, "Fidgety falafels," we said! Worsttripever!
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KwitkoSheriff of Banning (Retired)By the thing near the stuffIcrontian
Doesn't matter who won, it's fun as hell to do this.
I went to Indiana to make a 'Mind of @UPSLynx' video. @lincoln was with me. We drank beer and, much to our surprise, we got drunk. Well, "boner", we said. beardshatsbeershoespumpkinpiewhiskey!
I went to Dixie Crossroads to get a lobster. @drasnor was with me. We indulged and, much to our surprise, @primesuspect was absent. "Well, Balls", we said. Let'ssendpictures!
I've come back and reread all the limericks countless times today, we need to do this more often. This is seriously the best thread on the damn site, even better than "Delete Me".
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oni_delsDrunk French CanadianMontréal, Québec.Icrontian
I went to Arkham Prison to get a lunatic. Batman was with me. We fought and, much to our surprise, Joker was dead. "Well, bloody clown shoe", we said. Onomatopoeia was here!
I went to Caustic Plains to get a win. @Basil was with me. We meched and, much to our surprise, @UPSLynx was turned into scrap. "Well, that's a teamkill", we said. I'm sorry eh.
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KwitkoSheriff of Banning (Retired)By the thing near the stuffIcrontian
I went to your mom's house to get some liquid cooling gear. @Thrax was with me. We expounded and, much to our surprise, @shwaip was naked. "Well, split some buns with our franks!", we said. Buy Thrax's shit!
I went to ICHQ to get a zebra print tutu. @Terremona was with me. We arrived and, much to our surprise, @Lincoln was teacupping. "Well, this is quite improper", we said. Teacups can be so naughty!
I went to the toilet to get a sense of satisfaction. My pride was with me. We stepped in and, much to our surprise, @Tushon was sitting in an open stall. "Let's drop some bombs", we said. High fives pursued as the countryside lit afire.
I went to (downtown) to get a (clown). (Charlie Brown) was with me. We (took a look up) and, much to our surprise, (bird) was (dick). "Well, (fuck that bird)", we said. Bird is dick.
I went to greasy spoon to get a bowl of chili. @Primesuspect was with me. We farted and, much to our surprise, @Thrax was sniffing. Well, our shits sweet, we said. @Thrax bought it!
I went to Detriot to get a alcohol-soaked cherry. Laura was with me. We ate three and, much to our surprise, everyone was cheering. "Well, that wasn't so bad", we said. Sorry, gotta vomit!
I went to beach to get a gummy bear. Jimmy Stewart was with me. We galloped and, much to our suprise, Gary Busey was defenestrate "Well, Loch Ness Monsta!", we said. Gimme Tree Fiddy
I went to beach to get a gummy bear. Jimmy Stewart was with me. We galloped and, much to our suprise, Gary Busey was defenestrate "Well, Loch Ness Monsta!", we said. Gimme Tree Fiddy
it was about that time i noticed winfrey and jimmy stewart were actually a 500 foot tall creature from the mesopaleolithic era.
I went to the homie's to get a sample of George Bush. Snoop Lion was with me. We partook and, much to our surprise, I kept up with him and was still able to walk. Well, "We Cuzins Fo Rizzle, Bizzle Dizzle 'N Snoop L. I. O. Nizzle Fo Shizzle", we said. Smook Weed Erryday!
Ok so here it is, your chance to win one of the three games I've decided not to keep so I won't fail at thermodynamics and writing a program that models the magnetic field of the Earth. I might fail at that anyway but I don't need these people to help me do it.
In case you don't speak pictures I'll translate.
First game is BioShaq Infinity, a game where you play as Shaquille O'neal in a futuristic city in the sky, in the past. You dunk scrubs with help from a girl named, The Best Designed Female Character In Years. No really that's her name. Together you do biology experiments and discover the mathematical consequences of dividing by numbers sufficiently close to zero.
Second game is Cry (some more) Sis 3, the third game in a trilogy of games where a young man continually makes fun of his younger sister to the point of her emotional breakdown. Also you're in a jungle or something.
Third game is simply called DMC which I imagine is an acronym for Don't Marry Clowns. It probably involves clowns and clowns are scary as all fuck which probably explains why I don't want it. Enjoy your nightmares.
Rules to qualify are the same as originally stated. If your entry is something like, "how its work to have a key???? i just the link for here on twitter" I will laugh at you and feed your entry to my dog.
What you must do to win is draw me a picture of the game you want using the description of the game given above AND write either a haiku or limerick to explain what is going on in the picture. I will pick my favorites when I get off work on Monday night. The hilarity isn't over yet, do your best.
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We landed and, much to our surprise, the bathroom was occupied.
Well, "Fidgety falafels," we said! Worst trip ever!
We drank beer and, much to our surprise, we got drunk.
Well, "boner", we said. beardshatsbeershoespumpkinpiewhiskey!
to get a
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was with me. We
and, much to our surprise,
was
.
Well,
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we said.
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We indulged and, much to our surprise, @primesuspect was absent.
"Well, Balls", we said. Let's send pictures!
We fought and, much to our surprise, Joker was dead.
"Well, bloody clown shoe", we said. Onomatopoeia was here!
(totally based on Kevin Smith's Cacophony)
We meched and, much to our surprise, @UPSLynx was turned into scrap.
"Well, that's a teamkill", we said. I'm sorry eh.
We expounded and, much to our surprise, @shwaip was naked.
"Well, split some buns with our franks!", we said. Buy Thrax's shit!
We arrived and, much to our surprise, @Lincoln was teacupping.
"Well, this is quite improper", we said. Teacups can be so naughty!
We stepped in and, much to our surprise, @Tushon was sitting in an open stall.
"Let's drop some bombs", we said. High fives pursued as the countryside lit afire.
We (took a look up) and, much to our surprise, (bird) was (dick).
"Well, (fuck that bird)", we said. Bird is dick.
We farted and, much to our surprise, @Thrax was sniffing.
Well, our shits sweet, we said. @Thrax bought it!
Get it, he bought our shit..... LOL LOL LOL
We ate three and, much to our surprise, everyone was cheering.
"Well, that wasn't so bad", we said. Sorry, gotta vomit!
To such pleasing poetry
As we loved before?
We galloped and, much to our suprise, Gary Busey was defenestrate
"Well, Loch Ness Monsta!", we said. Gimme Tree Fiddy
We partook and, much to our surprise, I kept up with him and was still able to walk.
Well, "We Cuzins Fo Rizzle, Bizzle Dizzle 'N Snoop L. I. O. Nizzle Fo Shizzle", we said. Smook Weed Erryday!
Here's the list:
Gargoyle
CB
EMT
Fatcat
CrazyJoe
Oni
Ilriyas
Kwitko
GnomeQueen
PirateNinja
TiberiusLazarus
Cliff_Forster
Shwaip
Winfrey
BobbyDigi
Randomobbered:
And:
Which makes @EMT the winner! Congrats!
obamaIcrontic and AMD!Thanks AMD and Icrontic for the chance!
In case you don't speak pictures I'll translate.
First game is BioShaq Infinity, a game where you play as Shaquille O'neal in a futuristic city in the sky, in the past. You dunk scrubs with help from a girl named, The Best Designed Female Character In Years. No really that's her name. Together you do biology experiments and discover the mathematical consequences of dividing by numbers sufficiently close to zero.
Second game is Cry (some more) Sis 3, the third game in a trilogy of games where a young man continually makes fun of his younger sister to the point of her emotional breakdown. Also you're in a jungle or something.
Third game is simply called DMC which I imagine is an acronym for Don't Marry Clowns. It probably involves clowns and clowns are scary as all fuck which probably explains why I don't want it. Enjoy your nightmares.
Rules to qualify are the same as originally stated. If your entry is something like, "how its work to have a key???? i just the link for here on twitter" I will laugh at you and feed your entry to my dog.
What you must do to win is draw me a picture of the game you want using the description of the game given above AND write either a haiku or limerick to explain what is going on in the picture. I will pick my favorites when I get off work on Monday night. The hilarity isn't over yet, do your best.
What the shit this game
Shaq is back he won't cut slack
Zeppelin, fuckers.