There once was a Pyro called GnomeQueen Whose flame was as bright as a sun beam She burned all the scouts, and blew her team mates out There is no doubt she is Credit To Team!
There once was a Pyro called GnomeQueen Whose flame was as bright as a sun beam She burned all the scouts, and blew her team mates out There is no doubt she is Credit To Team!
There was a handsome man from Diego His looks, wit and charm, en fuego hardly seen at events the mere name implied pretense One day, he'll break his namesake credo
Edit: I'm having more fun coming up with these than I probably will with the damn games
I once saw a sniper named cola with a pony looking over his should'a Sent a scout to his grave and gave a great wave quite a screen shot it was to behold'a
Icrontic is bringing rad back Which is something that some might think wack But the Icrontic Salute Will tell you what to do And then we'll all call you a hack.
There lives such a brony named Hammy Adds vids to a stream like he's spamming Sometimes he will rage but we turn the page He's just sharing with his IC Family
Streaming limericks out of my mental Leaving a trail like Hansel and Gretel Bobby are you done? You only need one! But the name of the game is to Never Settle
I look up to the Scout who's called Canti You can kill him but he keeps on respawning Take his bat to your head and now that you're dead He'll post the story as an MSPaint Drawing
There lived once a programmer named Lincoln Mtn Dew Amp is what he'd be drinkin' No one knows what he thinks downing energy drinks and testing code on live sites without blinkin'
A man named Digi from the west Wrote poems 'n rhymes for a contest Alas, he's skipped over me I'm mad I complimented his goatee Methinks he should be suppressed
I'm a man shucking things for game graphics, but you mightn't know they also run apps. But what I'm trying to say, is that today's a great day to go buy my shit from Newegg, perhaps.
I'm always at war with NVIDIA. They're stiff competition, that's true. But for them as of late, it's not been so great, Because Jen-Hsun is butthurt. Boohoo.
You're tired and bored of your job sending resumes and letters headed "Rob" you should move out this way Mexico's so close, could be my hombre Each of these limericks I write, self-bedaub
Curse your limericks, your poems, your prose Your witticisms make me come to throes My bed calls my name Yet in this chair I am lame For away from this place I cannot move my toes.
Comments
looks down on the streets below
from where it perches
it floats to the earth
as the turret swings round
ready to fire
it gathers instead
the promise of lifelong friends
as they play their games
board, card, video
these things bring them together
in the old D house
PirateNinja
Gnome Queen
Gnome Queen
Pacifisto
NiGHTS
Canti
Kwitko
Winfrey
Oni
Tushon
BobbyDigi
Shwaip
EMT
Cliff_Forster
CrazyJoe
Nullenvoyd
Gargoyle
Annes
CB
Here's List #2 Randomized:
And here's the winning number:
Which makes the winner @NULLENVOYD
Congrats!
Oh... wait..
This just in.
We have ANOTHER BUNDLE to give away. That sneaky @mertesn!
For THIS one, write an IC or AMD-based limerick
Winner tomorrow night!
Whose flame was as bright as a sun beam
She burned all the scouts,
and blew her team mates out
There is no doubt she is Credit To Team!
His looks, wit and charm, en fuego
hardly seen at events
the mere name implied pretense
One day, he'll break his namesake credo
Edit: I'm having more fun coming up with these than I probably will with the damn games
A limerick he must write to sway
AMD and Icrontic
They are the most epic
Instead smoke weed everyday!
Killing robots like it was a crime
I've joined him before
And didn't F4
He shamed me the rest of the time
with a pony looking over his should'a
Sent a scout to his grave
and gave a great wave
quite a screen shot it was to behold'a
Which is something that some might think wack
But the Icrontic Salute
Will tell you what to do
And then we'll all call you a hack.
On what do my eyes have a lock?
I'm so confused
I feel abused
How exactly do you hammer a cock?
Adds vids to a stream like he's spamming
Sometimes he will rage
but we turn the page
He's just sharing with his IC Family
Who smoked weed but whoa man not crack
He's got a big beard
But don't be a'feard
In TF2 Bobby Dig has your back.
For Pwning the Newbs they were renown
Just don't be offended
when they get a bit bended
and tell you to eat a dickclown
Rants and raves about things on a whim
Reactions are his goal
and we feed the troll
Oh what would we do without Tim?
Leaving a trail like Hansel and Gretel
Bobby are you done?
You only need one!
But the name of the game is to Never Settle
Herpidy derpidy herp
Gibbe games plz
I report youz
Derpidy herpidy derp
You can kill him but he keeps on respawning
Take his bat to your head
and now that you're dead
He'll post the story as an MSPaint Drawing
I am Thrax the AMD pitchmen
I stand by my brand
Obey my command
Buy My Shit™
Mtn Dew Amp is what he'd be drinkin'
No one knows what he thinks
downing energy drinks
and testing code on live sites without blinkin'
Wrote poems 'n rhymes for a contest
Alas, he's skipped over me
I'm mad I complimented his goatee
Methinks he should be suppressed
Calling me out on the subjects I pick?
Your post up above
What's it consist of?
An autobiographical limerick
but you mightn't know they also run apps.
But what I'm trying to say,
is that today's a great day
to go buy my shit from Newegg, perhaps.
They're stiff competition, that's true.
But for them as of late,
it's not been so great,
Because Jen-Hsun is butthurt. Boohoo.
sending resumes and letters headed "Rob"
you should move out this way
Mexico's so close, could be my hombre
Each of these limericks I write, self-bedaub
Your witticisms make me come to throes
My bed calls my name
Yet in this chair I am lame
For away from this place I cannot move my toes.