! Comfy Trucking Deathmatch ! Its like zombies in TF2 I guess, one guy gets assigned a wrecker (large tow truck), everyone else starts in a parking lot not too far away 5-6 miles. They have 60 seconds from game start to look over a limited list of missions (players +1). After that they can start moving about, racing to get to the best pickups possible or just get as far away as possible (missions are accepted on pickup, not on menu screen). After another 60 seconds, the wrecker becomes active. The only thing he knows at this point is where the truckers started, and that he needs to go make sure they are comfy-ly(?) laying down. Every time someone breaks a law they are pinged on the minimap and the wrecker's HUD gets a ghost of where the truck was when it broke the law. More information is given for the bigger the fine, 50-60 ducks he gets a distance, 300+ he gets a city destination. So all the other truckers need to get where they are going as fast as they can (time limit?) while hiding from the wrecker and other truckers that want the loads.
I pre-ordered Goat Simulator the second it became available. I don't know what it is about this game, but it has the ability to just break me when I watch those trailers. Everyone at work has seen me fall apart when those videos play. I literally fell out of my chair laughing at one point. I can't wait.
I watched the trailer the other day thinking, "eh, I can hold it together." I was on a conference call. I had to go on mute in the first 5 seconds, and I had to put forth one of my more concerted efforts to not disturb the office with hysterical laughter.
I got it to work by enabling Windows XP compatibility mode.
@Aaron saw me play it and then got curious. If you know him, you know that he's not a gamer AT ALL.
AT ALL.
He sat down and I had to explain mouse camera, WASD, etc.
He's never done this before.
I left him and went to help Nicole deliver a wedding cake.
I came back three hours later.
His goat was a demonlord by this point, with three horns, glistening, oily black fur, a goat skull helmet, and the ability to create fiery, demoic tongueballs out of goat corpses that he could spawn. He was on a purely satanic rampage.
I've gotten my $10 worth but pretty sure the excitement is gone from this map. I, for some unknown reason, thought there was going to be multiplayer. Seems not. But there is going to be a map contest for E3 so that should bump the replayability.
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Its like zombies in TF2 I guess, one guy gets assigned a wrecker (large tow truck), everyone else starts in a parking lot not too far away 5-6 miles. They have 60 seconds from game start to look over a limited list of missions (players +1). After that they can start moving about, racing to get to the best pickups possible or just get as far away as possible (missions are accepted on pickup, not on menu screen). After another 60 seconds, the wrecker becomes active. The only thing he knows at this point is where the truckers started, and that he needs to go make sure they are comfy-ly(?) laying down. Every time someone breaks a law they are pinged on the minimap and the wrecker's HUD gets a ghost of where the truck was when it broke the law. More information is given for the bigger the fine, 50-60 ducks he gets a distance, 300+ he gets a city destination. So all the other truckers need to get where they are going as fast as they can (time limit?) while hiding from the wrecker and other truckers that want the loads.
Soon
the New New Sim.
Preorder placed.
And here is a Redditor wearing a Lamb of God jacket playing
The only thing that can stop this goat is a llama, or a nice tower.
If you pre-purchase you will be able to play the game on the 28th, I KNOW RIGHT!, while everyone else must wait until April 1st.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=dvWGLcdI8o8
1min left on my download. Going to stream it.
Walp. Bought it. Downloaded it. Launched it.
It won't launch. No matter what I do. Black screen, crash.
That's a feature
The willingness -- nay -- desire of people on the Internet to be trolled is hilarious.
Satanic goat FTW.
There's an achievement for that.
WALP.
I got it to work by enabling Windows XP compatibility mode.
@Aaron saw me play it and then got curious. If you know him, you know that he's not a gamer AT ALL.
AT ALL.
He sat down and I had to explain mouse camera, WASD, etc.
He's never done this before.
I left him and went to help Nicole deliver a wedding cake.
I came back three hours later.
His goat was a demonlord by this point, with three horns, glistening, oily black fur, a goat skull helmet, and the ability to create fiery, demoic tongueballs out of goat corpses that he could spawn. He was on a purely satanic rampage.
This game.
This is the greatest thing I've ever seen.
I've gotten my $10 worth but pretty sure the excitement is gone from this map. I, for some unknown reason, thought there was going to be multiplayer. Seems not. But there is going to be a map contest for E3 so that should bump the replayability.
Oh god what the hell is happening
I got inspired by Canti's reaction to playing and destroyed the time record