Stories from the Sims 4
I play the Sims, It's a guilty pleasure.
Though I am a little weird in the fact that I usually let my Sims have their own life and I'm there just to change their house. This makes some FANTASTIC stories. Usually I write all the weird stuff that happens and never share it, but I figure maybe if I share I can get a couple more people to share their stories and I love reading them.
(Also in my stories at least until I make a character I love I will have different main characters, as I really love playing character creation)
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Ryan is an aspiring writer. She also is the biggest snob ever.
Her best freind is a snobby teenager, named Malcolm, who lives next door. He comes over everyday and they chat. Occiasionally random people will join the conversations by walking into the house and just start talking. Eli is one of those people. This is the story of Eli.
One day Ryan is using the bathroom right as Malcolm comes over. So Malcolm barges into the bathroom to talk to the just relieved Ryan. Suddenly an odd looking man runs and I mean at full speed into her little bathroom to join in the conversation. He doesn't introduce himself and Ryan still has no idea who he is. Bored of this new person she walks into the kitchen and makes a salad for everyone to share. Still in the bathroom, Malcolm starts doing push ups while Eli watches him, nodding occasionally. Eli is a bit on the heavy side so I can only assume Malcolm is trying to motivate him.
After Ryan finishes making dinner both her and Malcolm eat a bowl in the living room. Eli goes into Ryan's room and plays computer games. After dinner Malcolm goes home. And Ryan goes into the kitchen to clean up. Eli then takes that moment to introduce himself and helps himself to some salad. It's 11:30 pm at this point and Ryan has work in a couple hours so she goes to bed. Eli with his salad bowl in hand follows Ryan into her bedroom and watches her sleep while eating his salad.
@pragtastic, what the fuck, man?
Seriously. That guy.
I'm confused about being a girl at this point.
Random Name button doesn't care what gender you are.
Also weirded out by making dinner. I can't remember the last time I did that.
So I'm playing a small family right now. Small as in it's a brother and sister living together. Tess and Colin.
Tess works all night at a restaurant, and never has time to socialize with people. For the last two days a couple people want to chat with her outside the house.
Yes that's three guys wearing suits/tuxes that just show up to talk to her. There are 6 total guys that do this. It happens every other day or so. @aalonz says maybe they have been hired by her brother to chat her up because she's been lonely. I guess they have to look their best if they are professionals.
I mean it makes sense Colin calls the guys over when he knows he wont be found out.
After a week and a half of these guy chatting her up, one of the guys in suits, Kaidan started calling about an hour before Tess has to go to work. Asking Tess if he can come over to hang out. Tess, being the super friendly person she is, always says yes. She then goes to work so he's alone in the house until Colin gets home. Usually it's only an hour but then Colin's work schedule changed, so Kaidan is at the house alone for 6 hours. Okay that's fine, I guess, what's the worse that can happen?
He starts playing games on the Colin's brand new computer, the one I just spend their entire life savings on. As I'm checking Tess's time till she gets home I hear some frustrated noises coming from the den. Kaidan is super angry and yelling at the computer. It then bsod'ed and Kaidan books it out of the house as fast as he can.
Here's Colin angrily eating dinner and watching tv, instead of playing on his computer he hadn't even used yet.
I was just thinking the same thing...
I like these. Keep posting these.
That time @cola showed up to the bar nude.
I live in Sheethaus
Why is this completely unsurprising to me?
I was playing Colin and Tess again tonight.
Colin has made a new friend her name is Ariella and she is slightly disproportionate. They met while Colin was in the library where he must have interrupted a book club. Since there were like 10 women there (mostly older) talking about the book "The 50 Shades on my Window"
She invited her self over and they were really hitting it off. No there is nothing wrong chatting up a woman wearing a ball gown while on your sister's bed. Mostly if she's talking about video games.
Nothing wrong with stopping the conversation, going to get a grill cheese sandwich out of the fridge, walking back into the room and continuing talking with her either. It's not like there is a couch, a dinning room, a couple other assorted chairs, or hey your room.
Don't worry Tess got back at him. Colin and Ariella were chatting on the couch, best time to sit between them and watch TV right?
People have started to hang out at the house when they are bored, and then there is Anderson. Anderson Sheppard is a little different. While everyone else is chatting in the den He's dancing in the kitchen with his tux on.
Or taking out the trash. Everytime, Anderson comes over he does this it's like his hobby. "Let's go to Tess's house and take out her trash." Twice he has come over taken out the trash after a short chat and left. Weirdest dude ever. At this point I think I'm gonna help facilitate their wedding.
So it's been a few weeks and I can't figure out why Colin and Ariella always have a bad time when Colin tries to flirt with her. His current whim:
Sadly after the the first date between Colin and Kaiden my game crashed* and since I han't saved in awhile there will be no more stories from this house hold
*First crash since I started playing. I should save more.
Clearly it was sabotaged by Anderson.
That's a bridge too far.
So Jackie, Naked Cola, Sonny, Bobby, and... Elsa from Frozen walk into a bar..? for some reason?
Gawd the Sims is like ICHQ
That actually isn't Elsa, but Bobby does have one!
OMG. These are hilarious. I might have to break down and get the game as a late birthday present to myself, it looks like fun.
Cola moved in with Tim Sim because Tim Sim was lonely and needed friends and people to talk to, he's so busy with work nowadays that he never has time to leave the house.
It's been pretty cool so far they bought a new computer, tv, and sound system, upgraded the kitchen and built a deck with a barbeque.
I just don't think Tim will ever get used to Cola walking around the house butt naked.
I dunno, Tim seems pretty confident with naked Cola around.
"Casual discussion".
I have my doubts
So my sim decided to go hang out at Bobby, Jackie, and Tim's place. No big deal, just doing my thing. @UPSLynx left some coffee out on the floor though, that dirty fuck.
Meanwhile, @upskingpin, my roomate in Shithaus, went across the street to the Goth residence, and proceeded to mac while @dontcallmekelso slept like a chumpy. Just look at dat mac face.
The early bird gets the worm, right kelso?
He's never wearing clothes, I don't know how he does it.
Jackie invited Ily over because she wanted to be friends. They chatted happily for about an hour, then Jackie said something she was really embarrassed about. To escape from her embarrassment, she immediately went to bed without saying anything, leaving Ily in the living room. He started playing computer games on her PC.
I'm pretty sure average days at ICHQ are at least as amusing as any of these narratives.
Sounds like someone needs to build ICHQ in Sims 4. You could play out each event in advance to see how things are likely to turn out...kind of like all the simulations they run on Madden before the Super Bowl.
They would mostly be like this one.
I suspect that's exactly how an Icrontic Super Bowl would go, right down to the BroncoHawk abomination.
I would do this, but I don't know everyone. And then I would need house plans. So unless @primesuspect wants to sit down and go through all the set up for it with me, so maybe someone else should do it? Though by having someone that doesn't know everyone and lets it run naturally on it own has it's upsides also.