Bacon or Sausage
GnomeQueen
The Lulz QueenMountain Dew Mouth Icrontian
Bacon or Sausage 40 votes
Bacon
62%
25 votes
Sausage
37%
15 votes
3
Comments
What the shit type of question is this? And who in their right mind has voted "sausage" when bacon is an option?!
Not allowed, Jew.
For some reason @sneakypurples vote didn't register, but she's also bacon.
I am the worst jew ever, everyone knows this, @UPSLynx is more jew than I
@Ilriyas And that's why we didn't invite you to Epic
@UPSKingpin Cool, I'll just sit here with my maple porter, my back bacon and my goddamn Free Healthcare.
@Ilriyas Two maple porters could have gotten your ass to Detroit.
Yes.
End of poll.
Only one or the other? Rito Icrondic Pls.
Why isn't dog or cats in this poll? Oh well...
What kind of sausage we talking? Breakfast sausage, italian sausage, chorizo, kiszka? Sausage wins anyway, just wanted to know specifics. Bacon is a meme food anyway.
Is this thread specific to Breakfast Sausages and Streaky Bacon? If it is then I want to change my answer to nothing.
Consider that people wrap meat, including sausage, in bacon to enhance it. Bacon is best stand alone meat. The logic is flawless.
Anything that is considered sausage and anything that is considered bacon.
There is no 'both' option. I call shenanigans.
I think a better poll would be pig or cow? Hands down, pigs provide more food satisfaction per square inch than any other farm animal.
Bacon is more overrated than Dishonored, True Detectives season 1, House of Cards, Klay Thompson, Florida as a state, hot weather, Kate Upton and so much more.
It's a culinary crutch.
I am flabbergasted that this poll is dead even right now at 10 votes apiece. There is only one true answer, you heathens.
You really need a third choice, "I shall not defile my body by allowing pig to enter it."
Bacon. I am all about defiling my body.
Bacon
Bacon: Salty, fatty, smokey
Sausage: Salty, fatty, smokey, and seasoned......
The only reason to like bacon more is that you have bought into all those damn memes.
You realize you can season bacon.........I thought you were going to school or something.
THen Why not just eat sausage?
I am what you can call a sausage expert. Bacon is better, worked at Owens Country Sausage production plant for a couple years.
Chorizo and eggs and potatoes and spinach best breakfast.
And anything else?
Ground sausage patties, none of this shit-tier finger hot dog links.
But what about goetta?
I vote bacon because I choose to interpret the question as specific to breakfast. I am, however, extremely fond of many different types of sausage and hot links