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  • TeramonaTeramona Consulting Tea Specialist Best Coast! Icrontian
    Me: "... What's the point of this game?"

    Tom: "You get to watch numbers get bigger, Terin... just like any other RPG."
    Koreishmidga
  • CantiCanti =/= smalltime http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9K18CGEeiI&feature=related Icrontian
    edited September 2013
    This reminds me, you never sent Winfrey gluten free cookies at scout camp. Why don't you love Winfrey?

    Why do you hate Winfrey?
    UPSLynx
  • d3k0yd3k0y Icrontian Loveland, OH Icrontian
    This plus EQ = best dual AFK game every
  • TeramonaTeramona Consulting Tea Specialist Best Coast! Icrontian
    Canti said:

    This reminds me, you never sent Winfrey gluten free cookies at scout camp. Why don't you love Winfrey?

    I owe too many people too many baked goods...
  • KoreishKoreish I'm a penguin, deal with it. KCMO Icrontian
    Normally I would give you an awesomesauce for this post, but your lack of love for Winfrey is just to disappointing and in fact down right disgusting in all honesty.
    GnomeQueenAnnesUPSLynx
  • WinfreyWinfrey waddafuh Missouri Icrontian
    I got some cookies from the girlfriend of one of my staffers. They were big chocolate chip cookies and they tasted great.
    midga
  • TeramonaTeramona Consulting Tea Specialist Best Coast! Icrontian
    Winfrey said:

    I got some cookies from the girlfriend of one of my staffers. They were big chocolate chip cookies and they tasted great.

    PM me your home address.
    Koreish
  • CantiCanti =/= smalltime http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9K18CGEeiI&feature=related Icrontian
    I feel like I did this already.

    [SPOILER]I did that already.[/SPOILER]
  • IlriyasIlriyas The Syrupy Canadian Toronto, Ontario Icrontian
    This game is killing me. I already have like 8 portals but you can never be producing enough cookies. NEVER
    Teramona
  • BobbyDigiBobbyDigi ? R U #Hats ! TX Icrontian
    12 portals, still not enough

    -Digi
  • TeramonaTeramona Consulting Tea Specialist Best Coast! Icrontian
    Comfy cookie comfy cook off!
    Koreish
  • IlriyasIlriyas The Syrupy Canadian Toronto, Ontario Icrontian
    63 cursors, 50 grannies, 30 farms, 35 factories, 12 mines, 10 shipments, 10 alchemy labs, 6 portals and counting.
    Current production: 60.5 thousand every second.

    If the world were to suddenly die of a massive singular simultaneous heart attack I would be held accountable.
  • CrazyJoeCrazyJoe Icrontian Winter Springs, FL Icrontian
    I hate you all...
  • BobbyDigiBobbyDigi ? R U #Hats ! TX Icrontian
    edited September 2013
    Silly Small Time Canadian

    82, 69, 57, 45, 36, 26, 15, 15

    177,000+ CPS

    Edit: just upgraded grannies again, 184,000+ CPS

    -Digi
    UPSLynxPacifisto
  • TeramonaTeramona Consulting Tea Specialist Best Coast! Icrontian
    BobbyDigi said:

    Silly Small Time Canadian

    82, 69, 57, 45, 36, 26, 15, 15

    177,000+ CPS

    Edit: just upgraded grannies again, 184,000+ CPS

    -Digi

    I'm up to 800k+CPS... Get on my level, Digi.
    BobbyDigiKoreish
  • BobbyDigiBobbyDigi ? R U #Hats ! TX Icrontian
    I tried to stream cookin cookies, doesn't work :(

    -Digi
  • BobbyDigiBobbyDigi ? R U #Hats ! TX Icrontian
    Teramona said:

    BobbyDigi said:

    Silly Small Time Canadian

    82, 69, 57, 45, 36, 26, 15, 15

    177,000+ CPS

    Edit: just upgraded grannies again, 184,000+ CPS

    -Digi

    I'm up to 800k+CPS... Get on my level, Digi.
    Let us compare our C-peen in the morning :rarr:

    -Digi
    Teramona
  • IlriyasIlriyas The Syrupy Canadian Toronto, Ontario Icrontian
    1.5 mil per second without CPS.

    Going to bed now, going to leave it running over night.
  • d3k0yd3k0y Icrontian Loveland, OH Icrontian
    6,605,863.9 per second.

    I feel like I may have cheated though
  • KwitkoKwitko Sheriff of Banning (Retired) By the thing near the stuff Icrontian
    May have? Explain plz.
  • d3k0yd3k0y Icrontian Loveland, OH Icrontian
    I may or may not have created an auto-clicking script that clicks the mouse ~25x per second as long as I hold down the F8 key.
    ErrorNullTurnip
  • TeramonaTeramona Consulting Tea Specialist Best Coast! Icrontian
    d3k0y said:

    I may or may not have created an auto-clicking script that clicks the mouse ~25x per second as long as I hold down the F8 key.

    Yeah, you may have cheated.
    KoreishErrorNullTurnip
  • IlriyasIlriyas The Syrupy Canadian Toronto, Ontario Icrontian
    Without cheating I'm currently at 4.5 mil per second and counting. Planning on getting all of my cursors, farms etc up to 100 today.
  • ardichokeardichoke Icrontian Icrontian
    Is it cheating to get a decent passive CPS going, then set your laptop aside to bank cookies while you watch DS9? Because that's what I did.... not up to -Digi levels yet though...
  • d3k0yd3k0y Icrontian Loveland, OH Icrontian
    Also I started working on a spreadsheet for counting cookies

    https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0At75E0tSsx_RdDZ6YjBIOGNhamVaUkxMMkpXTEcwWmc&usp=sharing

    I am stuck on figuring out the algorithm for the exponential increase in building costs. I have found the rate in which they increase by unit, but I am having problems putting that into an equation. Although there is the possibility that this is coded not by a single equation, but by a simple (though inefficient) bit of code that simple increases the cost of a variable then re-saves that as the variable, but it would have to be re-ran every single time you purchased an item.
  • IlriyasIlriyas The Syrupy Canadian Toronto, Ontario Icrontian
    Cookies need to be made with love, not mouse click macros.

    Getting a decent passive CPS is fine though, without mouse clicks I'm making that 4.5mil just set it aside to play Splinter Cell and watch movies.
  • GnomeQueenGnomeQueen The Lulz Queen Mountain Dew Mouth Icrontian
    Why am I playing this game OMFG MOAR COOKIES
  • d3k0yd3k0y Icrontian Loveland, OH Icrontian
    edited September 2013
    Passively I am up to 21m
  • ardichokeardichoke Icrontian Icrontian
    d3k0y said:

    Passively I am up to 21m

    pfft, but your cookies are tainted with macroflour. You can totally taste the difference.

    My pure cookie production is up to 260k CPS. Soon my pets.... soon I will feed you the world
    Sonorous
  • IlriyasIlriyas The Syrupy Canadian Toronto, Ontario Icrontian
    Today my cookies achieved sentience and began rewriting the base laws of the universe. Something about cookie people was mentioned.
    Teramona
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