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RIAA wants your fingerprints

RIAA wants your fingerprints

Not content with asking for an arm and a leg from consumers and artists, the music industry now wants your fingerprints, too. The RIAA is hoping that a new breed of music player which requires biometric authentication will put an end to file sharing.

“In practical terms, VeriTouch’s breakthrough in anti-piracy technology means that no delivered content to a customer may be copied, shared or otherwise distributed because each file is uniquely locked by the customer’s live fingerprint scan,” claims the company.

Source: TheRegister.co.uk

Comments

  1. LawnMM
    LawnMM To be followed shortly by retinal scans and the invention of the phaser
  2. Spinner
    Spinner
    LawnMM wrote:
    To be followed shortly by retinal scans and the invention of the phaser
    Now wouldn't that be something. ;D
  3. muddocktor
    muddocktor I'd use the phaser to go shoot every one of the RIAA execs and lawyers in the @ss too! ;D
  4. Thrax
    Thrax The only print they're getting is my middle.
  5. Geeky1
    Geeky1
    Thrax wrote:
    The only print they're getting is my middle.
    What he said.
  6. bothered
    bothered Is it April 1st? Do they think anybody would buy the equipment?
  7. qparadox
    qparadox R O F L M A O

    seriously this has to be the stupidest thing I've ever heard of. Can you imagine a party with this technology?

    *Music suddenly stops partway through a song
    Music Player: Authorization of music license required, please place finger on the scanner.
    Person 1 (stoned out of mind): Hey WTF man, I was listening to that. Why'd you turn it off
    Person 2: Duuuude its those darned corporate jerk-offs, they just want all our friggin money. Where is Larry?
    Person 1: Duuuuude he's passed out in the kitchen
    *Person 2 looks at Person 1
    *Persons 1 and 2 go to the kitchen and drag Larry over to the music player
    Person 1: Lift him a little higher, move that finger, w000t we gotz it! Rock and rooooolllll baby!.
  8. bothered
    bothered
    qparadox wrote:
    R O F L M A O

    seriously this has to be the stupidest thing I've ever heard of. Can you imagine a party with this technology?

    *Music suddenly stops partway through a song
    Music Player: Authorization of music license required, please place finger on the scanner.
    Person 1 (stoned out of mind): Hey WTF man, I was listening to that. Why'd you turn it off
    Person 2: Duuuude its those darned corporate jerk-offs, they just want all our friggin money. Where is Larry?
    Person 1: Duuuuude he's passed out in the kitchen
    *Person 2 looks at Person 1
    *Persons 1 and 2 go to the kitchen and drag Larry over to the music player
    Person 1: Lift him a little higher, move that finger, w000t we gotz it! Rock and rooooolllll baby!.

    ;D;D;D;D
  9. kanezfan
    kanezfan i'm sure after this fails, they'll try to make it a capital offense punishable by death too.

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