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Musical breast implants

Musical breast implants

Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman’s breast implants. One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person’s whole music collection.

BT futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years. BT Laboratories’ analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist.

According to The Sun he said: “It is now very hard for me to thing of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful.”

The sensors around the body linked through the electrical impulses in the chips may also be able to warn wearers about heart murmurs, blood pressure increases, diabetes and breast cancer.

Submitted by: profdlp

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Source: Ananova

Comments

  1. Thrax
    Thrax So many smart-mouthed things to say, so little time...
  2. PirateNinja
    PirateNinja
    Omega65 wrote:
    According to The Sun he said: "It is now very hard for me to thing of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."

    wow .. wow. . WOW. like, besides rest in my mouth?
  3. shwaip
    shwaip I'm sorry ma'am...I was just trying to feel the beat.
  4. gibbonsl
    gibbonsl hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah :thumbsup::thumbsup:

    nice one ;D
  5. profdlp
    profdlp Being an old lecher, I view this as a great opportunity. It sounds far less sexist to say that you admire the size of a woman's mp3 collection, as opposed to...
  6. Enverex
    Enverex Wow, they still think people will be using Bluetooth and MP3s in 15 years time. :rolleyes:
  7. Omega65
    Omega65 CD's are closing in on 25 years. Installed base doesn't just disappear.
  8. CB
    CB I think there is too much danger of having one's boobs hijacked by someone with a Bluetooth phone.
  9. deepsea
    deepsea where's the volume adjustment?.....
  10. Leonardo
    Leonardo There's got to be Steve Jobs' hands in (on?) this somewhere. :scratch:
  11. profdlp
    profdlp
    deepsea wrote:
    where's the volume adjustment?.....
    :eek2:
  12. muddocktor
    muddocktor Your tits are like music to my ears, baby! ;D;D
  13. Trogan
    Trogan This thread is funny ;D;D
  14. sfleuriet
    sfleuriet do you have any pictures of this technilogical advance for educational purposes? ;D
  15. airbornflght
    airbornflght i should make one in flash..
  16. mwt
    mwt Remember...TUNE IN TOKYO!!

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