Sponsor a spot on primesuspect’s plentiful paunch

Brian Ambrozy 11 Jan, 2005 at 12:29am ET Article published in Tech

As you may or may not know, I am a rotund fellow… In the jolliest sense, of course. I happen to have a relatively large, round belly.

As you also may or may not know, I am going to be diving into freezing Lake Michigan this coming Saturday. I am doing this for two reasons. The first is altruistic. Yes, I like to help those who need it. The second is pure selfishness. I have always wanted to do this, and I want to prove WHAT A MAN I AM :rarr:

I am here now to announce that you can buy a precious spot of real estate on my BELLY to show the world how cool you are. For the low, low price of $25, you can buy yourself a spot on my gut. I will write your name, or a message of your choosing (space permitting), in black sharpie marker, somewhere on my chest or belly, and make sure to get plenty of photos for everyone to see. The money will of course go directly to the Lakeview Polar Bear Club for the cause of the year.

So come on, dip into that wallet, buy a piece of internet history, and buy yourself endless laughs as you see just what a fool I will make of myself to help this lady who so desperately needs it.

PM me with donation info. 🙂

Source: short-media.com

Comments

11 Jan 2005 ~ 3:20am Shorty You are nuts but you get my $25
11 Jan 2005 ~ 9:40am mmonnin woot, Brian is coming with me.

Anyone else that wants to come along can contact me here.
11 Jan 2005 ~ 10:29am QCH You guys are going to be in Chicago? I may REALLY have to stop by to see this.... Of course, I will have to donate and have my name placed on the Brian Billboard....
11 Jan 2005 ~ 12:36pm pseudonym I so want in on this deal!! Please tell me theres space left because I want something on there!!
11 Jan 2005 ~ 2:04pm Kwitko I want in!!
11 Jan 2005 ~ 3:02pm primesuspect PM me, pseudo. There's space... It's a huge canvas, my friend.
11 Jan 2005 ~ 3:15pm TheLostSwede I'd love to chime in into the water, but then it wouldn't be any water left i'm afraid.
11 Jan 2005 ~ 8:30pm tcith I'll think of you when I am next having a swim

I am a member of the Bondi Icebergs we swim in the winter months here in Sydney (and in summer)
but the only difference is that we have to add ice to the water as you can pretty much swim all year round in Sydney without too much "shrinkage"
12 Jan 2005 ~ 2:19am mmonnin Hehe well the water is starting to freeze over so its plenty cold.

QCH: We may have to get in touch again. We might have some free time after the dive where we can meet up. Or better yet, you can jump in as well.

pseudo: There is always room on my chest as well but I dont think Brian will run out.;)
12 Jan 2005 ~ 10:26am QCH ROAD TRIP!!!!! We'll it's only 60 miles from my house. What are the details for the event... start time, I know that its at the Oak Street Beach.... I know that the event (in the water) only lasts a few minutes...

BTW Brian.... I'm in for $50 for advertising space on the "Brian Bilboard" system.
12 Jan 2005 ~ 10:49am primesuspect Send me the message(s) you wish to have inscribed, o charitable one
12 Jan 2005 ~ 10:49am mmonnin He wants everyone at his apartment at 11 and wants to make the dive at Noon on Saturday. So if you want to meet us at the beach or something.
12 Jan 2005 ~ 11:01am QCH Noon it is then.... I'll bring the ice water.
12 Jan 2005 ~ 11:39am mmonnin LOL. Hope to see you there.
13 Jan 2005 ~ 11:59pm primesuspect Okay people - time's running out! Get in on this golden opportunity to totally ridicule a site owner!

Those of you who have already pledged, thank you! Please PM me with your messages, as SOME OF YOU HAVEN'T YET (eh hem... shorty).....
14 Jan 2005 ~ 1:23am mmonnin Hehe, I get the 'Honor' of writing whatever you guys want on this stomach.
14 Jan 2005 ~ 1:31am primesuspect There is honor in the smallest acts, Marc....
28 Jul 2010 ~ 2:32am Gate28 Bump

Pics or GTFO
28 Jul 2010 ~ 2:34am primesuspect There were tons of pics. Use your search skills
28 Jul 2010 ~ 2:28pm UPSLynx five year necro.
28 Jul 2010 ~ 2:42pm AlexDeGruven I think that's even better than my speed test one a while back. I think that was around 2-3 years.
28 Jul 2010 ~ 2:44pm _k This is necro'd? I was about to give prime money to write on his belly.
28 Jul 2010 ~ 2:57pm Ryder I believe the Necro record stands at 6 years and a couple months.