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China to photo all net cafe users

China to photo all net cafe users

China’s Orwellian “Cultural Law Enforcement Taskforce” officers are set to ramp up plans to snap pics of any person who patrons one of China’s sundry internet cafes. Apparently the free-thinkers, Falun Gong, anti-Communists and other pesky dissidents like to use the hip hangouts as a place to do their evil.

The decision conveniently alleges that it is to verify the age of cafe users who must, by law, be 18 years are older. But we suspect that such hooligans and crusty jugglers are clearly preventing China from becoming the best village, so the guv hopes to put a stop to any such rousing of future rabbles.

Comments

  1. Kwitko
    Kwitko Hooray for human rights violations!
  2. -tk
    -tk love the Fahrenheit 451 still. Do you think Montague is going to be there to enforce the rules?

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