Omegle is hilarious and ridiculous

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1. 
   10 Apr 2009 ~ 4:04pm BuddyJ This is the best thing ever:
   
   Connecting to server...
   You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
   You: Were no strangers to love
   You: You know the rules and so do i
   You: A full commitments what Im thinking of
   You: You wouldnt get this from any other guy
   Stranger: cute
   You: I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
   You: Gotta make you understand
   You: Never gonna give you up
   You: Never gonna let you down
   You: Never gonna run around and desert you
   Stranger: i love you
   You: I know. That's all it would have taken too.
   Stranger: and sex
   You: Instead, we're stuck with Rick Astley singing.
   Stranger: idk that person
   You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
   Stranger: oh thats good
   You: Flamin ginger hair and a voice that makes your soul weep.
   Stranger: I HATE GINGERS
   You: Understandable.
   Stranger: are u a guy?
   You: After all they've done.
   Stranger: ?
   You: Am I?
   Stranger: yes
   You: Why would I tell you.
   You: Are you a horse?
   You: It has no bearing on this conversation.
   Stranger: actually a stallion
   Stranger: yes it does
   You: Wild stallion?
   Stranger: il have IM sex w/ u if your a guy
   Stranger: yes im wild and dirrrrty
   You: IM sex isn't real
   Stranger: its close as we can get baby
   You: Not me
   Stranger: what do u mean not me?
   You: I get closer than IM.
   You: So where were we?
   Stranger: i cant have this convo unless i kno if ur a guy or girl..cause this is just wierd
   You: I can't have this conversation unless I know you're not Chris Matthews.
   Stranger: no. im a girl
   Stranger: named sophia
   You: Lies.
   Stranger: so i am not chris
   You: This is the internet.
   You: There are no girls on the internet.
   Stranger: and im still a girl
   Stranger: with a vagina
   Stranger: and boobs
   You: two boobs?
   Stranger: yes
   You: Lies
   You: Shennanigans
   Stranger: il link u a pic of me
   You: I don't want to see pix of you
   You: Generally speaking, on what continent would you claim to reside?
   Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
   Stranger: sorry
   Stranger: wrong persona
   Stranger: and canada
   You: try harder eh
   You have disconnected.
2. 
   10 Apr 2009 ~ 4:30pm primesuspect
   
   
3. 
   10 Apr 2009 ~ 6:10pm CB Stranger: hi
   
   You: hello
   
   Stranger: are you brazilian?
   
   You: nope
   
   Stranger: polish?
   
   You: nope
   
   Stranger: brittish?
   
   You: nope
   
   Stranger: hungarian?
   
   You: nope
   
   Stranger: awesome
   
   You: wut?
4. 
   10 Apr 2009 ~ 6:17pm the_technocrat You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
   Stranger: Helloooo
   You: Hi!
   Stranger: I'm Kristen
   Stranger: :]
   You: noooo you're not...lol
   Stranger: WHAT
   You: sup /b/
   Stranger: HOW DID YOU KNOW I HAD A PENIS
   You: lawl
   Stranger: LAWLLZZZ
5. 
   10 Apr 2009 ~ 6:24pm the_technocrat You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
   You: She's just a small town girl.
   Stranger: thats me
   You: Living in a lonely world?
   Stranger: ya u culd say that
   Stranger: r u gona make that better
   You: You would take the midnight train, going anywhere?
   Stranger: only into ur dreamz
   You: I'm just a city boy.
   You: Born and raised, south Detroit
   You: I'll take the midnight train, going anywhere.
   Stranger: take to here baby
   You: I see you in a smokey room, it smells like wine and cheap perfume
   You: For a smile, they can share the night
   You: IT GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ON
   You: DOOOOOOOONT STOP BELIIIIEEVIN
   You: HOLD ONT OT HAT FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELIN
6. 
   10 Apr 2009 ~ 6:25pm the_technocrat You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
   Stranger: hey
   You: Wow, ugly one
   You have disconnected.
   
   You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
   Stranger: hi
   You: HOW DARE YOU
   You have disconnected.
7. 
   10 Apr 2009 ~ 6:27pm Thrax Stranger: sex?
   You: Yespls?
   Stranger: okgo!
   Stranger: i disrobe
   Stranger: your turn
   You: Okay. I put on my wizard hat. Normally I would put on my robe, but it seems incongruous now.
   You: I cast erection.
   You: (It's a level IX spell. I have spell focus and extend magic).
   Stranger: i grab my wand and cast vaginus weticus and am now magically ready for sex
   Stranger: there, no need for foreplay
   You: Are you Hermione?
   Stranger: no, she's a bitch
   You: D:
   Stranger: she taught me the vaginus weticus spell though
   You: That's cool... So Draco? I always liked the icy blonde boiz.
   Stranger: had him
   You: Any good?
   Stranger: not as big as you'd think
   You: Didn't figure. He acts like a tosser.
   Stranger: so this erection, you gonna do anything with it any time soon or....
   You: I was going to go beat children to death in the park.
   You: It excites me.
   Stranger: and leave me here in wanting?
   Stranger: not even beat on me a little?
   Stranger: jerk
   You: Don't worry, baby. I'll be back after I have heroically dispatched throngs of wailing toddlers.
8. 
   10 Apr 2009 ~ 7:35pm kewlrats I freaking love Omegle!
   
   I've been Culting recently, as well as Quick Burgering folks.
9. 
   10 Apr 2009 ~ 8:12pm airbornflght Stranger: how old r u
   Stranger: lol
   You: 20
   Stranger: ****!
   You: u
   Stranger: i got to go
10. 
    10 Apr 2009 ~ 8:18pm primesuspect You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey
    You: You worry about those _______, I'LL worry about the fighters....
    You: Fill in the blank
    Stranger: chuck?
    Stranger: asl?
11. 
    10 Apr 2009 ~ 8:23pm primesuspect Stranger: hey man
    You: You worry about those _______, I'll worry about the fighters!
    You: Fill in the blank
    Stranger: gicks
    You: fail
    You have disconnected.
12. 
    10 Apr 2009 ~ 8:32pm BobbyDigi Stranger: hey
    You: Hello
    Stranger: asl?
    You: 27/M USA
    Stranger: 17 f sweden
    You: What are you up to today?
    Stranger: nothing much, just fingering my wet *****
    You: wow, for some reason I doubt that
    Stranger: ?
    Stranger: well sure i'm not fingering yet
    You: sounds like you are a 30 y/o guy trollin
    Stranger: but i will soon
    Stranger: goddamit
    Stranger: why won't anyone cyber in here?
13. 
    10 Apr 2009 ~ 8:34pm BobbyDigi The first time I used Omegle:
    
    Stranger: Hello
    You: Hello
    You: This is my first Omegle chat
    Stranger: Oh Really?
    Stranger: Ummm.... *******
    Stranger: Now you will remember it
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
14. 
    10 Apr 2009 ~ 9:02pm airbornflght Stranger: 帝吧 豆瓣 猫扑 wower？
    You: nope
    Stranger: yo asshole
    Stranger: **** off
15. 
    11 Apr 2009 ~ 12:32am primesuspect lol
16. 
    11 Apr 2009 ~ 12:35am GnomeQueen Stranger: THE MIGHTY LORDAN K'THULHU COMPELS YOUR SHIRT TO BE STRIPPED FROM YOUR NAKED BODY AND YOUR WATERPUPPIES TO FLAP IN MY FACE
    
    You: Oh.
    
    Stranger: 8==============>
    
    You: Well if C'thulhu says so.
    
    Stranger: Woah seriously?
    
    Stranger: o.o
    
    You: I'd better comply.
    
    You: Mmkay.
    
    Stranger: ._. i'm scared
    
    Stranger: but intruiged
    
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hi
    Stranger: hi
    You: its my berfday!
    You: im 9!
    You: how old r u?
    You: want to ride bikes?!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
17. 
    11 Apr 2009 ~ 12:36am primesuspect You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hello
    You: I am a meat popsicle
    Stranger: say something
    Stranger: ahh
    You: I just did
    Stranger: good
    Stranger: what's a meat popsicle?
    You: A frozen treat, made of tasty meat
    Stranger: I seee
    Stranger: yummmm
    Stranger: I just want to eat you up
    You: I am delicious
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
18. 
    11 Apr 2009 ~ 12:42am primesuspect Stranger: hi
    You: My feet are freezing
    Stranger: wow
    Stranger: now?
    You: Still freezing
    You: Did you ever think that we are all in a giant ant farm, being watched by an uncaring and incomprehensible being?
    You: No matter the importance we ascribe to our actions, it is lost in the vastness of a completely oblivious universe?
    You: And perhaps that being is itself being watched by something even greater and more incomprehensible?
    You: Ad infinitum?
    You: Perhaps the temperature of my feet means something
    Stranger: wow philosophy
    You: Perhaps not
    You: Who can say?
    Stranger: What?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
19. 
    11 Apr 2009 ~ 12:46am GnomeQueen You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    
    You: Hi
    
    Stranger: my foot is alseep
    
    You: Hmm, mine are not.
    
    You: My dog is dead
    
    You: Right next to me
    
    Stranger: whoa.
    
    You: Does that count?
    
    Stranger: thats ****ed up.
    
    You: Ehh
    
    You: I'll clean him up tomorrow.
    
    Stranger: ill help! (:
    
    You: You will?
    
    Stranger: hells yeah!
    
    You: Do you like dead dogs?
    
    You: Oh no
    
    Stranger: no. im scared shitless of dogs.
    
    You: You're one of those animal necropheliacs, aren't you?
    
    You: You make me sick.
    
    You: Go **** yourself.
    
    You have disconnected.
20. 
    11 Apr 2009 ~ 1:04am GnomeQueen You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    
    You: Hi
    
    Stranger: just a small town girl...
    
    You: TT?!
21. 
    11 Apr 2009 ~ 1:29am BuddyJ You can't step to this sucka. I'm wise to your game:
    
    Stranger: hey buddy
    Stranger: hi!
    You: Is this Dave?
    Stranger: what's up
    Stranger: not much
    Stranger: how's it going
    You: pretty good
    Stranger: fine, thank you
    You: indeed
    Stranger: what are you doing?
    Stranger: chatting
    Stranger: with you
    You: you too?
    Stranger: oh right
    You: right
    Stranger: what are we doing
    Stranger: waiting
    Stranger: for GODOT
    You: for who?
    Stranger: AH YES
    You: will he come?
    Stranger: GODOT
    You: I don't know
    Stranger: me either
    Stranger: nothing to be done
    You: /me flips a coin
    Stranger: lol
    Stranger: Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead?
    You: they are?!
    You: Oh shit
    Stranger: no that's a play
    Stranger: by Tom Stoppard
    You: I know
    Stranger: oh god
    Stranger: lol
    Stranger: wow, sorry
    You: Stoppard also wrote a play called Words Words Words
    Stranger: cool
    You: It's about smoking monkeys
    Stranger: LOL
    You: See, the theory is, if you put three monkeys in a room, eventually they'll write the first page to Hamlet.
    You: Or some such Shakespeare
    Stranger: right
    You: When the monkeys wrote a decent word, they were rewarded with banannas or cigarettes.
    Stranger: ahh
    You: The monkeys decided they liked smoking and caught on to the game
    Stranger: that's awesome
    Stranger: I will read that
    You: It's good.
    Stranger: ok bye
22. 
    11 Apr 2009 ~ 1:46am UPSLynx Attachment not found.
    
    This is just... too good.
23. 
    11 Apr 2009 ~ 2:04am GnomeQueen You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    
    Stranger: are you from holland and 22 and male and wants to be a doctor? i'm looking for someone i met earlier
    
    You: Yes!
    
    You: I missed you.
    
    Stranger: name?
    
    You: We don't need names, baby
    
    Stranger: FUUU
    
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
24. 
    11 Apr 2009 ~ 2:19am TranceLordSnyder Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: gw
    You: FD
    Stranger: FD
    You: MS
    Stranger: paint?
    You: Yellow
    Stranger: pie?>
    You: american
    Stranger: I got nothin
    You: You're something else.
    Stranger: damn
    
    
    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: OMG
    Stranger: hi
    You: You're weird looking.
    Stranger: what ?
    You: Turn off your webcam.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
25. 
    11 Apr 2009 ~ 2:28am primesuspect You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hi
    You: oh, wow
    You: you look hilarious
    You: Comb your hair!
    Stranger: 。。。
    You: Ding ding ding
    You: square square square
    You: NI HAO
    Stranger: ==
    You: !!
    
    You: 8====D
    Stranger: D8
    You: 8D
    Stranger: 8D
    You: 8=================================D~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~x_O
26. 
    11 Apr 2009 ~ 2:34am primesuspect Stranger: ?
    You: What are you doing?
    Stranger: surfing in the net.
    You: IN the net? OH MY GOD, YOU'RE A CYBORG
    You: A NETJACKER
    You: PLEASE DON'T KILL MY PARENTS
    You: I SWEAR I WON'T DOWNLOAD MOVIES AGAIN
    Stranger: I don't know what you mean.
    You: Name your price!
    Stranger: What?
    You: I'm so sorry!
    You: Sorry!
    Stranger: Why?
    You: Your in my internetz stealing my megahurtz!
    Stranger: why did you say so?
    You: I did?
    You: I don't recall saying so.
    You: Perhaps you'd care to discuss your strategy?
    You: DID YOU, or DID YOU NOT steal my megahurtz?
    Stranger: Steal?I don't know what you mean.
    You: I called the police.
    You: You'd better turn off your computer
    You: You stoeld my megahurtz
    Stranger: Where a u from?
    You: OH LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW
    Stranger: I'm a sranger.
    You: A SRANGER? BY GOD, THAT'S A TOP LEVEL AGENT
    You: I'm screwed
    Stranger: What?
    You: I may as well go back to a calculator
    Stranger: I don't really know.
    You: All my megahurtz will be stoeld
    You: I guess we're done here.
    You: You win.
    You have disconnected.
27. 
    11 Apr 2009 ~ 2:36am primesuspect Stranger: HI
    You: The last guy stoled my megahurtz
    You: He was a cyborg
    You: he was IN the internets
    You: He was a....
    You: a...
    You: sranger!
    Stranger: e...
    Stranger: ah!
    You: A NINJA!
    You: DAMMIT!
    Stranger: where are you from....
    You: I CAN'T WIN!
    You have disconnected.
28. 
    11 Apr 2009 ~ 2:38am primesuspect Stranger: hi!
    You: Are you a ninja?
    Stranger: ...
    Stranger: HOW'D YOU KNOW.
    Stranger: MY IDENTITY
    You: DAMMIT
    Stranger: NOOOOOO
    You have disconnected.
29. 
    11 Apr 2009 ~ 2:43am primesuspect You: Are you a ninja?
    Stranger: No
    You: Thank god
    You: They're everywhere
    You: We
    You: are safe here
    Stranger: ....
    You: Earlier a ninja tried to cyberjack my megahurtz through interwebs
    Stranger: where u from?
    You: And downloaded a virus through my registry!
    You: Now my mom is yelling!
    You: My dog is sick!
    You: What am I going to do!
    You: I tried to hire a space pirate
    You: but he was a total jerk
    Stranger: ......
    You: Wait...
    You: is this code?
    You: four dots and then six dots
    You: DAMMIT
    You: YOU TRICKED ME
    You: YOU'RE A CYBERNINJA TOO
    You have disconnected.
30. 
    11 Apr 2009 ~ 2:57am UPSLynx hahaha I need sleep, but can't get enough of this.
    
    Connecting to server...
    
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    
    You: 8===D~~~~~~~~~x_O
    
    Stranger: oh noes!!
    
    Stranger: no my eye!!!
    
    You: yep.
    
    You: that's what you get
    
    Stranger: damn
    
    Stranger: good shot from the hip
    
    You: thx
    
    You: been practicing
    
    Stranger: yw you deserve a medal or something
    
    You: do you have one?
    
    Stranger: Hell yeah im Micheal Phelps
    
    You: oh good
    
    You: you've got plenty to spare
    
    You: in that case can I get an extra?
    
    Stranger: yeah man. give me a sec let me go to my closet
    
    You: 8===D~~~~~~~~~x_O
    
    You: OH BAM!~
    
    You: RIGHT WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE SAFE!
    
    Stranger: ohhh damn
    
    Stranger: got me
    
    You: yeah, yeah I did
    
    You: now yer blind
    
    Stranger: still got to work on the aim though if you wanna make the Olympic team
31. 
    11 Apr 2009 ~ 3:02am GnomeQueen This one is long.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    
    You: Hi!
    
    Stranger: Hiiiii
    
    You: OMG
    
    You: You're there!!!
    
    You: I've been waiting for a reply for ages!!
    
    Stranger: YEAH
    
    Stranger: ia ma
    
    You: Where are you from?!
    
    Stranger: ohio and you
    
    You: Is it somewhere without the zombies?
    
    You: God they're everywhere
    
    You: I've been trying to get a signal out for weeks
    
    Stranger: Lol
    
    You: There's only so long I can hold out without more food and water
    
    You: I thought they had Ohio too!
    
    Stranger: I will bring some too you right away
    
    You: How?!
    
    You: OMG
    
    You: ARE YOU WITH THE MILITARY?
    
    You: DO THEY STILL EXIST?!
    
    You: Last I heard most of the US was out!!
    
    Stranger: Lol
    
    Stranger: calm down
    
    You: Even Obama had gone zom!!
    
    You: Obamazom
    
    You: Zomobama
    
    Stranger: lol yeah i heard that
    
    You: Obamabie
    
    Stranger: maybe yo uare a zombie too
    
    You: What?!
    
    You: Zombies can't use computers
    
    You: Their fingers rot off too quickly
    
    You: Everyone knows that!!
    
    Stranger: I know
    
    You: God, you can't be from Ohio.
    
    Stranger: But yours seem to be fine
    
    You: I swore I heard everything was decimated there
    
    You: Of course mine work fine
    
    You: I'm NOT a zombie
    
    You: OMG, are you a zombie?!
    
    Stranger: Lol no one is a zoombi
    
    You: Are you typing with your tongue or something?!
    
    Stranger: I am NOT a zombi my fingers are fine
    
    Stranger: Are you typing with your toes you ZOMBIE
    
    You: NO!
    
    You: I'M NOT A ZOMBIE
    
    You: Please, do you know someone that can send help!?
    
    You: There's only so long till they realize I'm in here.
    
    Stranger: No i dont soory sir
    
    You: (I'm holed up in the back of an old chuck E cheese)
    
    You: DAMN
    
    Stranger: I can see what i can do
    
    Stranger: i will be there right away
    
    You: OMG AWESOME
    
    You: Are you a girl?
    
    You: That would make it even BETTER
    
    Stranger: yeah
    
    You: I haven't been laid since the zombies ate my girlfriend
    
    Stranger: Lol
    
    Stranger: Well did you do the left over pizzas in the back
    
    You: Wait
    
    You: Now I KNOW you're a zombie
    
    Stranger: ok
    
    You: Only a zombie wouldn't realize that there are no girls on the internet
    
    Stranger: Im not a zombie
    
    You: Yes you are
    
    You: YOU'RE A ZOMBIE
    
    You: I KNOW IT
    
    You: GTFO ZOMBIE
    
    Stranger: Dude trust me im not a zombie
    
    You have disconnected.
32. 
    11 Apr 2009 ~ 9:34am the_technocrat

    Gnome Queen wrote:

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Hi
    Stranger: just a small town girl...
    You: TT?!

    
    lawl
33. 
    11 Apr 2009 ~ 9:46am the_technocrat You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: bored
    Stranger: Hi
    Stranger: No
    Stranger: I wanna play
    You: play what
    Stranger: R you a boy?
    You: yus
    Stranger: I'm Regina, I'm 16 years old.
    Stranger: What's your name?
    You: my name is Chris Hanson
    Stranger: Where do you come from?
    You: I just got done shooting another episode of my TV show
    Stranger: Yea... Where do you come from?
    You: LA
    Stranger: How old are you?
    You: 40's
    Stranger: OMG! I love men in 40's
    You: no way!
    Stranger: SO, you wanna play with me?
    Stranger: Yes... I like older men.
    You: Sure! I'll just have some of this sweet tea while you finish up the laundry
    You: WHAT AM I DOIN' HERE?
    You: ohshi!
    You have disconnected.
34. 
    11 Apr 2009 ~ 10:34am the_technocrat You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: People are always so busy searching for happiness or wishing for wealth that they often miss the simple things. People are not happy because they feel that they should be happy all the time. This is wrong. Happiness simply cannot exist without pain, suffering and anguish. One cannot experience happiness until he first experiences sadness, for only then can you savour its sweet taste and become content. Remember, whatever you are going through now, someone else is going through worse. A poor man should not look up to a rich man and wish for great wealth, rather he should look to someone even more wretched than he and give thanks for what he has got. All joy is followed by anguish and sorrow can only lead to something better, this is one of lifes laws.
    You: Nah, the key to happiness in life is finding a way to live without an answer to that question.
    Stranger: You're right.
    Stranger: Though a lot of people might disagree with you.
    You: I'm sure they would
    You: I suppose part of the human existence is finding answers in things that don't have any
    You: to our detriment
    You: I suppose it's a way of feeling like we have control over ourselves
    You: Ultimately, it's all about looking back on a meaningful life to yourself and others, not trying to find meaning in our future
    You: also,
    You: (_)_)=========D boner.
    Stranger: Hmmm....
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
35. 
    11 Apr 2009 ~ 10:35am the_technocrat This thread was better in the pub. had to use the search to find it this morning
36. 
    11 Apr 2009 ~ 10:37am Linc When anonymous, Brian has stalker delusions, Jackie plays a 9 year-old, TT acts out his fear of being caught by Chris Hanson, Thrax has Harry Potter sex, and Lynx blinds people with his fluids.
    
    
37. 
    11 Apr 2009 ~ 12:03pm UPSLynx hahahahaha
    hahahhahahahhaa
    oh man, this thread has me in stitches. I love this so much.
    
    Probably a good idea on the move. hahahaha
38. 
    11 Apr 2009 ~ 12:08pm BuddyJ It's funny, GQ and I talked to the same person seeking a doctor.
39. 
    11 Apr 2009 ~ 12:28pm UPSLynx Also: Omegle is absolutely a bore during the day.
40. 
    11 Apr 2009 ~ 2:24pm BobbyDigi Has anyone met any friends on Omegle? I met a nice lady in Canada and we exchanged Facebook profiles, I am currently in a very interesting convo with a Girl from China trying to learn English... Babelfish is failing me
    
    -Bobby
41. 
    11 Apr 2009 ~ 3:58pm UPSLynx I have to admit that I've failed to carry any actual real conversations with the service thus far...
42. 
    11 Apr 2009 ~ 7:34pm BuddyJ I had a nice convo with a 15 year old girl in Brazil who couldn't go out to see her friends because she had an embarrassing haircut. I also recommended new music to a guy who was bored.
43. 
    11 Apr 2009 ~ 8:13pm Ryder

    UPSLynx wrote:

    I have to admit that I've failed to carry any actual real conversations with the service thus far...

    From the looks of things, mostly because you have not tried
44. 
    11 Apr 2009 ~ 9:28pm DrLiam Part 1:
    
    You: hello stranger
    
    Stranger: hi
    
    Stranger: asl
    
    You: ?
    
    You: thats a wierd question to ask
    
    Stranger: age.sex,location
    
    You: but if i tell u that we wont be strangers anymore
    
    Stranger: ……
    
    Stranger: wtf……
    
    You: :[
    
    You: so what kind of music u like?
    
    Stranger: wo shuo ma,wangshang de shier jiushi bukaopu
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    
    Part 2:
    
    You: Abortion is wrong
    
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    
    
    
    I suck at this.
45. 
    11 Apr 2009 ~ 9:47pm Thrax Today I had discussions about nuclear fusion, particle accelerators, batteries, and Locke.
46. 
    11 Apr 2009 ~ 11:27pm GnomeQueen You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    
    Stranger: hii
    
    You: shush girl
    
    You: shut your lips
    
    Stranger: sorry.
    
    You: Do the Helen Keller
    
    You: And talk with your hips
    
    Stranger: thats not cool
    
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
47. 
    11 Apr 2009 ~ 11:29pm GnomeQueen Stranger: hello there
    
    You: shush girl
    
    You: Shut your lips
    
    You: Do the Helen Keller
    
    You: And talk with your hips!
    
    Stranger: I can't close my mouth with your dick inside, honey.
48. 
    12 Apr 2009 ~ 4:30am DrLiam I'd feel more popular if I was a girl using this site to be honest.
49. 
    12 Apr 2009 ~ 2:02pm the_technocrat

    DrLiam wrote:

    I'd feel more popular if I was a girl using this site to be honest.

    
    This is the internet, you CAN be a girl. And talk to guys, who want to be girls that wish they were male homosexuals.
50. 
    12 Apr 2009 ~ 3:12pm UPSKingpin Stranger: [he climbs. He stumbles occasionally, but reaches the summit. Pulling himself onto the topmost mesa, he sees El Dorado, camped out on the peak. A stack of books sits in what looks to be the unused center of a fire pit. Mea emerges from El Dorado. She sits on the books, throws an intimidating thrust of eye contact at Moses and clears her throat. She rolls her eyes, pulls up her skirt and reveals her vagina, Yhwh. The pubic hair that surrounds it heats up to a bright red and blue glow, like a flame, but without creating any smoke or destroying the follicular fuel. Moses's eyes are transfixed on it. He sways from side to side, struck dumb with awe.]
    
    You: Cast a protection spell.
    
    Stranger: oh
    
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
51. 
    14 Apr 2009 ~ 12:24pm FelixDeSouze EDIT: I COULDNT RESIST DOING THIS!!!!
    
    Connecting to server...
    
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Do you have a picture of yourself?
    
    You: I had one taken but unfortunately the camera broke and it was destroyed, you?
    
    Stranger: Ehh noo soryy .
    
    Stranger: This the laptop of my sister .
    
    Stranger: Yes i have waitt
    
    Stranger: can you waitt .
    
    Stranger: ??
    
    You: erm, I have 10 minutes to burn
    
    You: sure.
    
    Stranger: Oki
    
    Stranger: http://www.spotlighteffect.nl/wp-content/2007/11/dom.jpg
    
    Stranger: I am the left .
    
    Stranger: Hot ?
    
    You: http://www.funge.org/grandad/images/grandad_in_placentia.jpg
    
    You: This is me
    
    Stranger: OMG.
    
    You: Good looking, eh?
    
    Stranger: noo soryy .
    
    Stranger: I go bye /
52. 
    16 Apr 2009 ~ 12:16am VincenzoCapone Connecting to server...
    
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    
    You: hey oh
    
    Stranger: hii
    
    You: i hate two ii's
    
    You have disconnected.
53. 
    16 Apr 2009 ~ 12:34am VincenzoCapone Connecting to server...
    
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    
    Stranger: what causes the seasons?
    
    You: GOD
    
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
54. 
    16 Apr 2009 ~ 2:09am primesuspect Stranger: Hello:)
    You: For the first time in my life, I saw a wild cactus today
    Stranger: From?:P
    Stranger: ;o wow
    You: I ended up with a needle in my foot. It hurt quite a bit, and I bled
    You: HAVE YOU NO EMPATHY?
    You: YOU'RE A MONSTER
    You have disconnected.
55. 
    16 Apr 2009 ~ 2:11am primesuspect Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: We need to talk
    You: I'm not happy with what happenedf
    You: I didn't think it would end up this way
    You: There are things that should never be done
    You: and that was one of them
    Stranger: tell me
    You: oh shit, wrong window
    You have disconnected.
56. 
    3 May 2009 ~ 9:13pm Randie You: hi
    
    Stranger: hi are you sex?
    
    You: no
    
    You: ur gay
    
    You: ass hell
    
    Stranger: are you?
    
    You: no
    
    Stranger: really
    
    You: strangers are bad
    
    Stranger: baaaaad
57. 
    19 Jun 2011 ~ 3:44pm primesuspect You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    
    
    You: When?
    Stranger: Soon.
    You: Excellent.
    Stranger: I thought so.
    You have disconnected.