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Omegle is hilarious and ridiculous

Omegle is hilarious and ridiculous

Omegle is ridiculous and hilarious. I tried it for 10 minutes and was shaking my head in wonderment. Gotta love anonymity!

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  1. BuddyJ
    BuddyJ This is the best thing ever:

    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Were no strangers to love
    You: You know the rules and so do i
    You: A full commitments what Im thinking of
    You: You wouldnt get this from any other guy
    Stranger: cute
    You: I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
    You: Gotta make you understand
    You: Never gonna give you up
    You: Never gonna let you down
    You: Never gonna run around and desert you
    Stranger: i love you :)
    You: I know. That's all it would have taken too.
    Stranger: and sex
    You: Instead, we're stuck with Rick Astley singing.
    Stranger: idk that person
    You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
    Stranger: oh thats good
    You: Flamin ginger hair and a voice that makes your soul weep.
    Stranger: I HATE GINGERS
    You: Understandable.
    Stranger: are u a guy?
    You: After all they've done.
    Stranger: ?
    You: Am I?
    Stranger: yes
    You: Why would I tell you.
    You: Are you a horse?
    You: It has no bearing on this conversation.
    Stranger: actually a stallion
    Stranger: yes it does
    You: Wild stallion?
    Stranger: il have IM sex w/ u if your a guy
    Stranger: yes im wild and dirrrrty
    You: IM sex isn't real
    Stranger: its close as we can get baby
    You: Not me
    Stranger: what do u mean not me?
    You: I get closer than IM.
    You: So where were we?
    Stranger: i cant have this convo unless i kno if ur a guy or girl..cause this is just wierd
    You: I can't have this conversation unless I know you're not Chris Matthews.
    Stranger: no. im a girl
    Stranger: named sophia
    You: Lies.
    Stranger: so i am not chris
    You: This is the internet.
    You: There are no girls on the internet.
    Stranger: and im still a girl
    Stranger: with a vagina
    Stranger: and boobs
    You: two boobs?
    Stranger: yes
    You: Lies
    You: Shennanigans
    Stranger: il link u a pic of me
    You: I don't want to see pix of you
    You: Generally speaking, on what continent would you claim to reside?
    Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
    Stranger: sorry
    Stranger: wrong persona
    Stranger: and canada
    You: try harder eh
    You have disconnected.
  2. primesuspect
  3. CB
    CB Stranger: hi

    You: hello

    Stranger: are you brazilian?

    You: nope

    Stranger: polish?

    You: nope

    Stranger: brittish?

    You: nope

    Stranger: hungarian?

    You: nope

    Stranger: awesome :D

    You: wut?
  4. the_technocrat
    the_technocrat You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Helloooo
    You: Hi!
    Stranger: I'm Kristen
    Stranger: :]
    You: noooo you're not...lol
    Stranger: WHAT
    You: sup /b/
    Stranger: HOW DID YOU KNOW I HAD A PENIS
    You: lawl
    Stranger: LAWLLZZZ
  5. the_technocrat
    the_technocrat You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: She's just a small town girl.
    Stranger: thats me
    You: Living in a lonely world?
    Stranger: ya u culd say that
    Stranger: r u gona make that better
    You: You would take the midnight train, going anywhere?
    Stranger: only into ur dreamz
    You: I'm just a city boy.
    You: Born and raised, south Detroit
    You: I'll take the midnight train, going anywhere.
    Stranger: take to here baby
    You: I see you in a smokey room, it smells like wine and cheap perfume
    You: For a smile, they can share the night
    You: IT GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ON
    You: DOOOOOOOONT STOP BELIIIIEEVIN
    You: HOLD ONT OT HAT FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELIN
  6. the_technocrat
    the_technocrat You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey
    You: Wow, ugly one
    You have disconnected.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: HOW DARE YOU
    You have disconnected.
  7. Thrax
    Thrax Stranger: sex?
    You: Yespls?
    Stranger: okgo!
    Stranger: i disrobe
    Stranger: your turn
    You: Okay. I put on my wizard hat. Normally I would put on my robe, but it seems incongruous now.
    You: I cast erection.
    You: (It's a level IX spell. I have spell focus and extend magic).
    Stranger: i grab my wand and cast vaginus weticus and am now magically ready for sex
    Stranger: there, no need for foreplay
    You: Are you Hermione?
    Stranger: no, she's a bitch
    You: D:
    Stranger: she taught me the vaginus weticus spell though
    You: That's cool... So Draco? I always liked the icy blonde boiz.
    Stranger: had him
    You: Any good?
    Stranger: not as big as you'd think
    You: Didn't figure. He acts like a tosser.
    Stranger: so this erection, you gonna do anything with it any time soon or....
    You: I was going to go beat children to death in the park.
    You: It excites me.
    Stranger: and leave me here in wanting?
    Stranger: not even beat on me a little?
    Stranger: jerk
    You: Don't worry, baby. I'll be back after I have heroically dispatched throngs of wailing toddlers.
  8. kewlrats
    kewlrats I freaking love Omegle!

    I've been Culting recently, as well as Quick Burgering folks.
  9. airbornflght
    airbornflght Stranger: how old r u
    Stranger: lol
    You: 20
    Stranger: ****!
    You: u
    Stranger: i got to go
  10. primesuspect
    primesuspect You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey
    You: You worry about those _______, I'LL worry about the fighters....
    You: Fill in the blank
    Stranger: chuck?
    Stranger: asl?
  11. primesuspect
    primesuspect Stranger: hey man
    You: You worry about those _______, I'll worry about the fighters!
    You: Fill in the blank
    Stranger: gicks
    You: fail
    You have disconnected.
  12. BobbyDigi
    BobbyDigi Stranger: hey <3
    You: Hello
    Stranger: asl?
    You: 27/M USA
    Stranger: 17 f sweden
    You: What are you up to today?
    Stranger: nothing much, just fingering my wet *****
    You: wow, for some reason I doubt that
    Stranger: ?
    Stranger: well sure i'm not fingering yet
    You: sounds like you are a 30 y/o guy trollin
    Stranger: but i will soon
    Stranger: goddamit
    Stranger: why won't anyone cyber in here?
  13. BobbyDigi
    BobbyDigi The first time I used Omegle:

    Stranger: Hello
    You: Hello
    You: This is my first Omegle chat
    Stranger: Oh Really?
    Stranger: Ummm.... *******
    Stranger: Now you will remember it
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  14. airbornflght
    airbornflght Stranger: 帝吧 豆瓣 猫扑 wower?
    You: nope
    Stranger: yo asshole
    Stranger: **** off
  15. primesuspect
  16. GnomeQueen
    GnomeQueen Stranger: THE MIGHTY LORDAN K'THULHU COMPELS YOUR SHIRT TO BE STRIPPED FROM YOUR NAKED BODY AND YOUR WATERPUPPIES TO FLAP IN MY FACE

    You: Oh.

    Stranger: 8==============>

    You: Well if C'thulhu says so.

    Stranger: Woah seriously?

    Stranger: o.o

    You: I'd better comply.

    You: Mmkay.

    Stranger: ._. i'm scared

    Stranger: but intruiged

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hi
    Stranger: hi
    You: its my berfday!
    You: im 9!
    You: how old r u?
    You: want to ride bikes?!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  17. primesuspect
    primesuspect You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hello
    You: I am a meat popsicle
    Stranger: say something
    Stranger: ahh
    You: I just did
    Stranger: good
    Stranger: what's a meat popsicle?
    You: A frozen treat, made of tasty meat
    Stranger: I seee
    Stranger: yummmm
    Stranger: I just want to eat you up
    You: I am delicious
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  18. primesuspect
    primesuspect Stranger: hi
    You: My feet are freezing
    Stranger: wow
    Stranger: now?
    You: Still freezing
    You: Did you ever think that we are all in a giant ant farm, being watched by an uncaring and incomprehensible being?
    You: No matter the importance we ascribe to our actions, it is lost in the vastness of a completely oblivious universe?
    You: And perhaps that being is itself being watched by something even greater and more incomprehensible?
    You: Ad infinitum?
    You: Perhaps the temperature of my feet means something
    Stranger: wow philosophy
    You: Perhaps not
    You: Who can say?
    Stranger: What?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  19. GnomeQueen
    GnomeQueen You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: Hi

    Stranger: my foot is alseep

    You: Hmm, mine are not.

    You: My dog is dead

    You: Right next to me

    Stranger: whoa.

    You: Does that count?

    Stranger: thats ****ed up.

    You: Ehh

    You: I'll clean him up tomorrow.

    Stranger: ill help! (:

    You: You will?

    Stranger: hells yeah!

    You: Do you like dead dogs?

    You: Oh no

    Stranger: no. im scared shitless of dogs.

    You: You're one of those animal necropheliacs, aren't you?

    You: You make me sick.

    You: Go **** yourself.

    You have disconnected.
  20. GnomeQueen
    GnomeQueen You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: Hi

    Stranger: just a small town girl...

    You: TT?!
  21. BuddyJ
    BuddyJ You can't step to this sucka. I'm wise to your game:

    Stranger: hey buddy
    Stranger: hi!
    You: Is this Dave?
    Stranger: what's up
    Stranger: not much
    Stranger: how's it going
    You: pretty good
    Stranger: fine, thank you
    You: indeed
    Stranger: what are you doing?
    Stranger: chatting
    Stranger: with you
    You: you too?
    Stranger: oh right
    You: right
    Stranger: what are we doing
    Stranger: waiting
    Stranger: for GODOT
    You: for who?
    Stranger: AH YES
    You: will he come?
    Stranger: GODOT
    You: I don't know
    Stranger: me either
    Stranger: nothing to be done
    You: /me flips a coin
    Stranger: lol
    Stranger: Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead?
    You: they are?!
    You: Oh shit
    Stranger: no that's a play
    Stranger: by Tom Stoppard
    You: I know
    Stranger: oh god
    Stranger: lol
    Stranger: wow, sorry
    You: Stoppard also wrote a play called Words Words Words
    Stranger: cool
    You: It's about smoking monkeys
    Stranger: LOL
    You: See, the theory is, if you put three monkeys in a room, eventually they'll write the first page to Hamlet.
    You: Or some such Shakespeare
    Stranger: right
    You: When the monkeys wrote a decent word, they were rewarded with banannas or cigarettes.
    Stranger: ahh
    You: The monkeys decided they liked smoking and caught on to the game
    Stranger: that's awesome
    Stranger: I will read that
    You: It's good.
    Stranger: ok bye
  22. UPSLynx
  23. GnomeQueen
    GnomeQueen You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: are you from holland and 22 and male and wants to be a doctor? i'm looking for someone i met earlier

    You: Yes!

    You: I missed you.

    Stranger: name?

    You: We don't need names, baby

    Stranger: FUUU

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  24. TranceLordSnyder Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: gw
    You: FD
    Stranger: FD
    You: MS
    Stranger: paint?
    You: Yellow
    Stranger: pie?>
    You: american
    Stranger: I got nothin
    You: You're something else.
    Stranger: damn


    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: OMG
    Stranger: hi
    You: You're weird looking.
    Stranger: what ?
    You: Turn off your webcam.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  25. primesuspect
    primesuspect You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hi
    You: oh, wow
    You: you look hilarious
    You: Comb your hair!
    Stranger: 。。。
    You: Ding ding ding
    You: square square square
    You: NI HAO
    Stranger: ==
    You: !!

    You: 8====D
    Stranger: D8
    You: 8D
    Stranger: 8D
    You: 8=================================D~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~x_O
  26. primesuspect
    primesuspect Stranger: ?
    You: What are you doing?
    Stranger: surfing in the net.
    You: IN the net? OH MY GOD, YOU'RE A CYBORG
    You: A NETJACKER
    You: PLEASE DON'T KILL MY PARENTS
    You: I SWEAR I WON'T DOWNLOAD MOVIES AGAIN
    Stranger: I don't know what you mean.
    You: Name your price!
    Stranger: What?
    You: I'm so sorry!
    You: Sorry!
    Stranger: Why?
    You: Your in my internetz stealing my megahurtz!
    Stranger: why did you say so?
    You: I did?
    You: I don't recall saying so.
    You: Perhaps you'd care to discuss your strategy?
    You: DID YOU, or DID YOU NOT steal my megahurtz?
    Stranger: Steal?I don't know what you mean.
    You: I called the police.
    You: You'd better turn off your computer
    You: You stoeld my megahurtz
    Stranger: Where a u from?
    You: OH LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW
    Stranger: I'm a sranger.
    You: A SRANGER? BY GOD, THAT'S A TOP LEVEL AGENT
    You: I'm screwed
    Stranger: What?
    You: I may as well go back to a calculator
    Stranger: I don't really know.
    You: All my megahurtz will be stoeld
    You: I guess we're done here.
    You: You win.
    You have disconnected.
  27. primesuspect
    primesuspect Stranger: HI
    You: The last guy stoled my megahurtz
    You: He was a cyborg
    You: he was IN the internets
    You: He was a....
    You: a...
    You: sranger!
    Stranger: e...
    Stranger: ah!
    You: A NINJA!
    You: DAMMIT!
    Stranger: where are you from....
    You: I CAN'T WIN!
    You have disconnected.
  28. primesuspect
    primesuspect Stranger: hi!
    You: Are you a ninja?
    Stranger: ...
    Stranger: HOW'D YOU KNOW.
    Stranger: MY IDENTITY
    You: DAMMIT
    Stranger: NOOOOOO
    You have disconnected.
  29. primesuspect
    primesuspect You: Are you a ninja?
    Stranger: No
    You: Thank god
    You: They're everywhere
    You: We
    You: are safe here
    Stranger: ....
    You: Earlier a ninja tried to cyberjack my megahurtz through interwebs
    Stranger: where u from?
    You: And downloaded a virus through my registry!
    You: Now my mom is yelling!
    You: My dog is sick!
    You: What am I going to do!
    You: I tried to hire a space pirate
    You: but he was a total jerk
    Stranger: ......
    You: Wait...
    You: is this code?
    You: four dots and then six dots
    You: DAMMIT
    You: YOU TRICKED ME
    You: YOU'RE A CYBERNINJA TOO
    You have disconnected.
  30. UPSLynx
    UPSLynx hahaha I need sleep, but can't get enough of this.

    Connecting to server...

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: 8===D~~~~~~~~~x_O

    Stranger: oh noes!!

    Stranger: no my eye!!!

    You: yep.

    You: that's what you get

    Stranger: damn

    Stranger: good shot from the hip

    You: thx

    You: been practicing

    Stranger: yw you deserve a medal or something

    You: do you have one?

    Stranger: Hell yeah im Micheal Phelps

    You: oh good

    You: you've got plenty to spare

    You: in that case can I get an extra?

    Stranger: yeah man. give me a sec let me go to my closet

    You: 8===D~~~~~~~~~x_O

    You: OH BAM!~

    You: RIGHT WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE SAFE!

    Stranger: ohhh damn

    Stranger: got me

    You: yeah, yeah I did

    You: now yer blind

    Stranger: still got to work on the aim though if you wanna make the Olympic team
  31. GnomeQueen
    GnomeQueen This one is long.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: Hi!

    Stranger: Hiiiii

    You: OMG

    You: You're there!!!

    You: I've been waiting for a reply for ages!!

    Stranger: YEAH

    Stranger: ia ma

    You: Where are you from?!

    Stranger: ohio and you

    You: Is it somewhere without the zombies?

    You: God they're everywhere

    You: I've been trying to get a signal out for weeks

    Stranger: Lol

    You: There's only so long I can hold out without more food and water

    You: I thought they had Ohio too!

    Stranger: I will bring some too you right away

    You: How?!

    You: OMG

    You: ARE YOU WITH THE MILITARY?

    You: DO THEY STILL EXIST?!

    You: Last I heard most of the US was out!!

    Stranger: Lol

    Stranger: calm down

    You: Even Obama had gone zom!!

    You: Obamazom

    You: Zomobama

    Stranger: lol yeah i heard that

    You: Obamabie

    Stranger: maybe yo uare a zombie too

    You: What?!

    You: Zombies can't use computers

    You: Their fingers rot off too quickly

    You: Everyone knows that!!

    Stranger: I know

    You: God, you can't be from Ohio.

    Stranger: But yours seem to be fine

    You: I swore I heard everything was decimated there

    You: Of course mine work fine

    You: I'm NOT a zombie

    You: OMG, are you a zombie?!

    Stranger: Lol no one is a zoombi

    You: Are you typing with your tongue or something?!

    Stranger: I am NOT a zombi my fingers are fine

    Stranger: Are you typing with your toes you ZOMBIE

    You: NO!

    You: I'M NOT A ZOMBIE

    You: Please, do you know someone that can send help!?

    You: There's only so long till they realize I'm in here.

    Stranger: No i dont soory sir

    You: (I'm holed up in the back of an old chuck E cheese)

    You: DAMN

    Stranger: I can see what i can do

    Stranger: i will be there right away

    You: OMG AWESOME

    You: Are you a girl?

    You: That would make it even BETTER

    Stranger: yeah

    You: I haven't been laid since the zombies ate my girlfriend

    Stranger: Lol

    Stranger: Well did you do the left over pizzas in the back

    You: Wait

    You: Now I KNOW you're a zombie

    Stranger: ok

    You: Only a zombie wouldn't realize that there are no girls on the internet

    Stranger: Im not a zombie

    You: Yes you are

    You: YOU'RE A ZOMBIE

    You: I KNOW IT

    You: GTFO ZOMBIE

    Stranger: Dude trust me im not a zombie

    You have disconnected.
  32. the_technocrat
    the_technocrat
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Hi
    Stranger: just a small town girl...
    You: TT?!

    lawl
  33. the_technocrat
    the_technocrat You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: bored
    Stranger: Hi
    Stranger: No
    Stranger: I wanna play
    You: play what
    Stranger: R you a boy?
    You: yus
    Stranger: I'm Regina, I'm 16 years old.
    Stranger: What's your name?
    You: my name is Chris Hanson
    Stranger: Where do you come from?
    You: I just got done shooting another episode of my TV show
    Stranger: Yea... Where do you come from?
    You: LA
    Stranger: How old are you?
    You: 40's
    Stranger: OMG! I love men in 40's
    You: no way!
    Stranger: SO, you wanna play with me?
    Stranger: Yes... I like older men.
    You: Sure! I'll just have some of this sweet tea while you finish up the laundry
    You: WHAT AM I DOIN' HERE?
    You: ohshi!
    You have disconnected.
  34. the_technocrat
    the_technocrat You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: People are always so busy searching for happiness or wishing for wealth that they often miss the simple things. People are not happy because they feel that they should be happy all the time. This is wrong. Happiness simply cannot exist without pain, suffering and anguish. One cannot experience happiness until he first experiences sadness, for only then can you savour its sweet taste and become content. Remember, whatever you are going through now, someone else is going through worse. A poor man should not look up to a rich man and wish for great wealth, rather he should look to someone even more wretched than he and give thanks for what he has got. All joy is followed by anguish and sorrow can only lead to something better, this is one of lifes laws.
    You: Nah, the key to happiness in life is finding a way to live without an answer to that question.
    Stranger: You're right.
    Stranger: Though a lot of people might disagree with you.
    You: I'm sure they would
    You: I suppose part of the human existence is finding answers in things that don't have any
    You: to our detriment
    You: I suppose it's a way of feeling like we have control over ourselves
    You: Ultimately, it's all about looking back on a meaningful life to yourself and others, not trying to find meaning in our future
    You: also,
    You: (_)_)=========D boner.
    Stranger: Hmmm....
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  35. the_technocrat
    the_technocrat This thread was better in the pub. :( had to use the search to find it this morning
  36. Linc
    Linc When anonymous, Brian has stalker delusions, Jackie plays a 9 year-old, TT acts out his fear of being caught by Chris Hanson, Thrax has Harry Potter sex, and Lynx blinds people with his fluids.

    :life:
  37. UPSLynx
    UPSLynx hahahahaha
    hahahhahahahhaa
    oh man, this thread has me in stitches. I love this so much.

    Probably a good idea on the move. hahahaha
  38. BuddyJ
    BuddyJ It's funny, GQ and I talked to the same person seeking a doctor.
  39. UPSLynx
    UPSLynx Also: Omegle is absolutely a bore during the day.
  40. BobbyDigi
    BobbyDigi Has anyone met any friends on Omegle? I met a nice lady in Canada and we exchanged Facebook profiles, I am currently in a very interesting convo with a Girl from China trying to learn English... Babelfish is failing me

    -Bobby
  41. UPSLynx
    UPSLynx I have to admit that I've failed to carry any actual real conversations with the service thus far...
  42. BuddyJ
    BuddyJ I had a nice convo with a 15 year old girl in Brazil who couldn't go out to see her friends because she had an embarrassing haircut. I also recommended new music to a guy who was bored.
  43. Ryder
    Ryder
    UPSLynx wrote:
    I have to admit that I've failed to carry any actual real conversations with the service thus far...
    From the looks of things, mostly because you have not tried :p
  44. DrLiam
    DrLiam Part 1:

    You: hello stranger


    Stranger: hi

    Stranger: asl

    You: ?

    You: thats a wierd question to ask

    Stranger: age.sex,location

    You: but if i tell u that we wont be strangers anymore

    Stranger: ……

    Stranger: wtf……

    You: :[

    You: so what kind of music u like?

    Stranger: wo shuo ma,wangshang de shier jiushi bukaopu
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Part 2:

    You: Abortion is wrong

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.



    I suck at this.
  45. Thrax
    Thrax Today I had discussions about nuclear fusion, particle accelerators, batteries, and Locke.
  46. GnomeQueen
    GnomeQueen You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hii

    You: shush girl

    You: shut your lips

    Stranger: sorry.

    You: Do the Helen Keller

    You: And talk with your hips

    Stranger: thats not cool

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  47. GnomeQueen
    GnomeQueen Stranger: hello there

    You: shush girl

    You: Shut your lips

    You: Do the Helen Keller

    You: And talk with your hips!

    Stranger: I can't close my mouth with your dick inside, honey.
  48. DrLiam
    DrLiam I'd feel more popular if I was a girl using this site to be honest.
  49. the_technocrat
    the_technocrat
    DrLiam wrote:
    I'd feel more popular if I was a girl using this site to be honest.

    This is the internet, you CAN be a girl. And talk to guys, who want to be girls that wish they were male homosexuals.
  50. UPSKingpin
    UPSKingpin Stranger: [he climbs. He stumbles occasionally, but reaches the summit. Pulling himself onto the topmost mesa, he sees El Dorado, camped out on the peak. A stack of books sits in what looks to be the unused center of a fire pit. Mea emerges from El Dorado. She sits on the books, throws an intimidating thrust of eye contact at Moses and clears her throat. She rolls her eyes, pulls up her skirt and reveals her vagina, Yhwh. The pubic hair that surrounds it heats up to a bright red and blue glow, like a flame, but without creating any smoke or destroying the follicular fuel. Moses's eyes are transfixed on it. He sways from side to side, struck dumb with awe.]

    You: Cast a protection spell.

    Stranger: oh

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  51. FelixDeSouze
    FelixDeSouze EDIT: I COULDNT RESIST DOING THIS!!!!

    Connecting to server...

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Do you have a picture of yourself?

    You: I had one taken but unfortunately the camera broke and it was destroyed, you?

    Stranger: Ehh noo soryy .

    Stranger: This the laptop of my sister .

    Stranger: Yes i have waitt

    Stranger: can you waitt .

    Stranger: ??

    You: erm, I have 10 minutes to burn

    You: sure.

    Stranger: Oki

    Stranger: http://www.spotlighteffect.nl/wp-content/2007/11/dom.jpg

    Stranger: I am the left .

    Stranger: Hot ?

    You: http://www.funge.org/grandad/images/grandad_in_placentia.jpg

    You: This is me

    Stranger: OMG.

    You: Good looking, eh?

    Stranger: noo soryy .

    Stranger: I go bye /
  52. VincenzoCapone
    VincenzoCapone Connecting to server...

    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: hey oh

    Stranger: hii

    You: i hate two ii's

    You have disconnected.
  53. VincenzoCapone
    VincenzoCapone Connecting to server...

    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: what causes the seasons?

    You: GOD

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  54. primesuspect
    primesuspect Stranger: Hello:)
    You: For the first time in my life, I saw a wild cactus today
    Stranger: From?:P
    Stranger: ;o wow
    You: I ended up with a needle in my foot. It hurt quite a bit, and I bled
    You: HAVE YOU NO EMPATHY?
    You: YOU'RE A MONSTER
    You have disconnected.
  55. primesuspect
    primesuspect Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: We need to talk
    You: I'm not happy with what happenedf
    You: I didn't think it would end up this way
    You: There are things that should never be done
    You: and that was one of them
    Stranger: tell me
    You: oh shit, wrong window
    You have disconnected.
  56. Randie
    Randie You: hi

    Stranger: hi are you sex?

    You: no

    You: ur gay

    You: ass hell

    Stranger: are you?

    You: no

    Stranger: really

    You: strangers are bad

    Stranger: baaaaad
  57. primesuspect
    primesuspect You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


    You: When?
    Stranger: Soon.
    You: Excellent.
    Stranger: I thought so.
    You have disconnected.

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