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Recently I got into making my own hot sauce, mainly because I was dissatisfied with many of the sauces out there. They were either too hot and flavorless, or flavorful but too weak. Most of my sauces are habanero-based. I'm not planning on selling them but the plain bottles don't convey the awesomesauce contained inside. For shits and giggles I decided I would create labels for the sauce, but labels are boring without a company name or a product name. The "company" name is already taken care of: EJJ Hot Sauce after the 3 adolescent squatters that have taken residence in my domicile and claim that I'm daddy or some such nonsense. The sauce itself is made from Florida-grown habaneros, pineapple, carrots, garlic, and apple cider vinegar.
I was going to call the sauce South Florida Special Reserve Small Batch Artisinal Habanero Sauce but that's too hipster Trader Joe's wordy. I need something that conveys that this stuff is hotter and spicier than @Thrax's abs. My first go was Heat Stroke Habanero. Next was Hellbanero, but @GnomeQueen pointed out that the name was already taken. Then again, it's not like I'm selling the stuff. I welcome some better name suggestions than what I have already come up with. Credit will be given on the label.
If Joseph and I can make it to EPIC this year (depends on when we're moving into the new house) then I will definitely bring the sauce. We're going to have to fly this year, but with the miles I've been accumulating on JetBlue, that shouldn't be a problem. But I digress. Names, motherfuckers! Please.
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