Name My Hot Sauce

KwitkoKwitko Sheriff of Banning (Retired)By the thing near the stuff

Recently I got into making my own hot sauce, mainly because I was dissatisfied with many of the sauces out there. They were either too hot and flavorless, or flavorful but too weak. Most of my sauces are habanero-based. I'm not planning on selling them but the plain bottles don't convey the awesomesauce contained inside. For shits and giggles I decided I would create labels for the sauce, but labels are boring without a company name or a product name. The "company" name is already taken care of: EJJ Hot Sauce after the 3 adolescent squatters that have taken residence in my domicile and claim that I'm daddy or some such nonsense. The sauce itself is made from Florida-grown habaneros, pineapple, carrots, garlic, and apple cider vinegar.

I was going to call the sauce South Florida Special Reserve Small Batch Artisinal Habanero Sauce but that's too hipster Trader Joe's wordy. I need something that conveys that this stuff is hotter and spicier than @Thrax's abs. My first go was Heat Stroke Habanero. Next was Hellbanero, but @GnomeQueen pointed out that the name was already taken. Then again, it's not like I'm selling the stuff. I welcome some better name suggestions than what I have already come up with. Credit will be given on the label.

If Joseph and I can make it to EPIC this year (depends on when we're moving into the new house) then I will definitely bring the sauce. We're going to have to fly this year, but with the miles I've been accumulating on JetBlue, that shouldn't be a problem. But I digress. Names, motherfuckers! Please.

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  • You should call it "Thrax's Abs"

    Kwitko
  • Mt_GoatMt_Goat Head Cheezy Knob Near Austin but not as weird

    **DAMN HOT SHIT

    Seth's Mighty Movement**

  • GargGarg Purveyor of Lincoln Nightmares

    Florida Man Fire

    GnomeQueendrasnorMassalinie
  • KwitkoKwitko Sheriff of Banning (Retired) By the thing near the stuff

    @GHoosdum said:
    You should call it "Thrax's Abs"

    Thrabs

    GHoosdum
  • AlexDeGruvenAlexDeGruven Wut? Meechigan

    "Ow! My balls!"

  • pigflipperpigflipper The Forgotten Coast

    "Dat 305 Fire"

  • BobbyDigiBobbyDigi ? R U #Hats ! TX

    Florida Chap Sauce

    Carrots, Habaneros, Apple cider vinegar, Pineapple

    -Digi

  • GnomeQueenGnomeQueen The Lulz Queen Mountain Dew Mouth

    Hellbanero hath no fury like an asshole scorned

  • LincLinc Bard Detroit

    Kwitko & The Habenero Electric: Sauce Thyself

    Kwitko
  • JokkeJokke Bergen, Norway

    Regretful Toilet Visit.

    GHoosdumKwitko
  • colacola part legend, part devil... all man Balls deep

    Bonersauce

  • GargGarg Purveyor of Lincoln Nightmares

    @Jokke said:
    Regretful Toilet Visit.

    So this would be The Sauce of their Problems?

    Kwitko
  • BuddyJBuddyJ Dept. of Propaganda OKC

    Ogień Tyłek

    RyderKwitko
  • ThraxThrax Professional Shill, Watch Slut, Mumble Hivemind Drone Austin, TX

    Body Electrix

  • I'd vote for the Buster Poindexter blend, you know, because it's Hot Hot Hoft

    Kwitko
  • drasnordrasnor Starship Operator Hawthorne, CA

    Ring of Fire

  • CrazyJoeCrazyJoe Winter Springs, FL

    I can't Kwitko you.

  • BobbyDigiBobbyDigi ? R U #Hats ! TX

    I wish I knew how to Kwitko you!

    -Digi

  • colacola part legend, part devil... all man Balls deep

    Kwitko your Mouth

  • mertesnmertesn I am Bobby Miller Yukon, OK

    Afterburner

  • KwitkoKwitko Sheriff of Banning (Retired) By the thing near the stuff
    edited May 24

    From a name generator:
    Vengeful Infuriated Ass Sauce
    Unrelenting Scorchin' Habanero
    Seth's Atomic Death Kiss
    Grandpa's Bitter Sweats Sauce
    Explosive Demon Tears
    Seth's Painful Disaster
    Seth's Merciless Incineration Sauce
    The Devil's Own Ill-Tempered Death Brew
    Seth's Combustible Antichrist Sauce
    Satan's Raw Hysteria Fuel

  • Mmmmmmm, I'd put "Seth's Painful Disaster" all over my burrito.

    GnomeQueenGargBuddyJMassalinie
  • CantiCanti =/= smalltime http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9K18CGEeiI&feature=related

    Ketchup

    CrazyJoe
  • Mt_GoatMt_Goat Head Cheezy Knob Near Austin but not as weird
    edited May 24

    No

    for:
    No

  • LincLinc Bard Detroit

    @Thrax said:
    Body Electrix

    I ALREADY DID THAT CALLBACK

  • TushonTushon I'm scared, Coach Alexandria, VA

    @Mt_Goat said:
    KKK

    for:
    Kwitko's Kickass Ketchup

  • @Kwitko said:
    From a name generator:
    Vengeful Infuriated Ass Sauce
    Unrelenting Scorchin' Habanero
    Seth's Atomic Death Kiss
    Grandpa's Bitter Sweats Sauce
    Explosive Demon Tears
    Seth's Painful Disaster
    Seth's Merciless Incineration Sauce
    The Devil's Own Ill-Tempered Death Brew
    Seth's Combustible Antichrist Sauce
    Satan's Raw Hysteria Fuel

    The Devil's Own Ill-Tempered Death Brew does kinda have a nice ring to it.

  • KwitkoKwitko Sheriff of Banning (Retired) By the thing near the stuff

    @Canti said:
    Ketchup

    You're banned. Go home.

  • KwitkoKwitko Sheriff of Banning (Retired) By the thing near the stuff

    @GHoosdum said:
    Mmmmmmm, I'd put "Seth's Painful Disaster" all over my burrito.

    You've put it elsewhere, so why not on your food too?

    GHoosdum
  • ThraxThrax Professional Shill, Watch Slut, Mumble Hivemind Drone Austin, TX

    @Linc said:

    @Thrax said:
    Body Electrix

    I ALREADY DID THAT CALLBACK

    Your name was too long, fam. Gotta keep it pithy.

    Source: marketing.

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