What to do with a bunch of pentium 233 Dell OptiPlex machines?
primesuspect
Beepin n' BoopinDetroit, MI Icrontian
We just got 5-10 Dell OptiPlex GX110 machines from a company who upgraded. These things are pentium 233s with 64mb of ram running Windows NT 4 and they include the licenses & COAs for NT4 Workstation.
What am I supposed to do with these machines? They work perfectly well, they aren't old, dusty, and junky - in fact, they look quite new (they've been sitting in cubicles since the day they were unboxed, in a dustless office)
They're essentially useless for most modern tasks although I suppose they could run linux.
Any ideas?
What am I supposed to do with these machines? They work perfectly well, they aren't old, dusty, and junky - in fact, they look quite new (they've been sitting in cubicles since the day they were unboxed, in a dustless office)
They're essentially useless for most modern tasks although I suppose they could run linux.
Any ideas?
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I'm not gonna go out and buy Windows 2000 licenses for these machines just for dimes. I'm not sure Win2K will run very good with only 64mb of ram.
DIMES alone uses 40+ mb
Even schools are picky about computers. I've tried the charitable donation route before and computer donations have minimum requirements (like, must be able to run windows 2000, etc. Must have at least 128mb of ram, etc.)
Even XP will run good on 64MB of ram if you strip it down to a minimum. lsevald tried it with success. PM him. Other than Dimes and charity, it's totally un-useful. Bin it.
You'll have to get the grafts done by an underground doctor, who has already lost his license anyway. (You know, one of those doctors that takes out bullets for mobsters and stuff...)
Then you can return to your client's office (I'm assuming it was one of your clients) to show them how you put their old systems to good use.
They'll be very impressed.
The RAM is probably worth some money. There are companies who will buy it from you, probably for more dough than you'd expect.
Or take them up to the lake shore and sell them as boat anchors.
EDIT: And if the HD's don't have enough space for a modern OS and programs too you can do the same as above but with the HD's and master/slave them for added space.
Setup all the computers to run one of those new Doom2 variants, ZDoom or one of those.
Then stock a cabinet full of beef jerky. During non work hours take staff friends and family in there and eat meat and have a frag fest.
Im so smart sometimes, seriously.
By the way, I can't believe I got an sm-byte. I thought things like that were reserved for people like Thrax ... and ... others ... such as .... Thrax?
i vote another smbyte right here!
That's what you'll wanna do. You'll enjoy it too. : )
-drasnor
Is that something that those goth kids are already doing?
I didn't say they had to be nonoperational, just that it was operational-optional.
...Say that five times fast...
Like win98 for example?