Can pile was a ******* tourist attraction. After a while, we(when we were thoroughly enebriated) we starting peeing in the can pile....alot. At least 65 pee-pees were takin in the pile. When the standard doofus came about with that 'OMIGOSH!' look on his face, we told him he could do a can angel. Hehehehehe....hilarity ensued.
Nope, I mean 1500. Ask Reverb, he was there, he can vouch for it. Pseudonym had his vagina in a twist last weekend, so he couldn't attend.
Yeah yeah yeah. See the thing is, I had something actual to do, rather than get drunk and make people jump in a pile of piss. You are oh so impressive.
Yeah yeah yeah. See the thing is, I had something actual to do, rather than get drunk and make people jump in a pile of piss. You are oh so impressive.
Like what? Flirt with Cheryl? Climb Fences whilst drunk? Watch Speedvision? All of the above?
Praying to God you're talking about 12 ounce cans, one 12 ounce cans is equal to .75 pounds and since 1500 cans divided by 25 people is 60 cans a person, 60*.75 is 45 pounds. Yes, that's right, you've consumed 45 pounds of alcohol per person. Judging that the average man is 180 pounds, (45)/(180)*100 = 25%... Yes, your body would be comprised of 25% alcohol, and being that your body is 70-72ish% water and alcohol dehydrates you YOUR ASS WOULD BE DEAD.
Maybe if you multiply the amount of people by three, and divide the number of beers by two, there'd be a chance in hell that was right. Also, judging that a 12 pack of beer probably costs like $10, that means you clownboats went out and spent $1250 on boose when you'd be dead somewhere around $300 worth of boose.
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1500!?!? HOLY shizzit! you guys are like my new heros .
gave me a good laugh
"old guy" - Pffft!
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Yeah yeah yeah. See the thing is, I had something actual to do, rather than get drunk and make people jump in a pile of piss. You are oh so impressive.
Like what? Flirt with Cheryl? Climb Fences whilst drunk? Watch Speedvision? All of the above?
We is 25 of us.
Maybe if you multiply the amount of people by three, and divide the number of beers by two, there'd be a chance in hell that was right. Also, judging that a 12 pack of beer probably costs like $10, that means you clownboats went out and spent $1250 on boose when you'd be dead somewhere around $300 worth of boose.
True, they'd still be pissing like horses.
You go get trashed then, I'll try and get my career off the ground.
Yeah, but hes the bitch, the gay guy told us so.
images.google.com is a small world, it seems.
i look like im having a prolific thought in that...
J/K
See below.
They were!